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no more than two inches
Posted by: hee on May 9, 2006 @ 7:55 pm
American, Russian and Burmese met and chatted in the bar once.
The American Started ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advancing, that our missiles can hit anywhere on the the earth to exactly right spot. ’’
On hearing that the Russian retorted ’’ it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth orbit and wind direction. so, the missile can’t hit the right spot.’’
The American Replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ’’
And The Russian’s turn. ’’ In our Country, the technology is so advanced, that Our Powerful Laser Gun can fire exactly right spot on the moon. ’’
On hearing that the American retorted ’’ it is impossible, becasue there are many interferences like the earth and moon’s movement and orbit direction. so, it can’t hit the right spot.’’
The Russian then replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate. ’’
Then it is the Burmese’s turn. As there is nothing at all to boast about the advanced technology, the Burmese Guy is in difficult situation to say, then come a quick idea and said ’’ In our country, Our women give birth to children from their asshole’’
On hearing that Both the American and Russian said ’’ It is absolutely impossible, that is against the nature. ’’
And the Burmese Replyed ’’ Well, in that case, no more than two inches will it deviate.’’ |
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ding dang didday on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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Um...............I don’t get it.Is this a true story????????Hello,can any body see me????????I’m horny...................very horny,um yeah................well ,see ya,try harder next time. |
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angle ass on May 12, 2006 @ 2:45 pm |
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randomess is true comedy |
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billy es retardo on May 12, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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That was funny. for ding dang diday, the joke was Burmese people don’t have anyting to brag about, so he had to make up something that will not deviate no more than two inches or more (which is her pussy). |
| From: |
me on May 12, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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lame get some new jokes
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| From: |
roxy on May 12, 2006 @ 2:46 pm |
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yes i got it. itz a nice joke. i’ll definitely go n share this one wid my frds. |
| From: |
Chuck norris on May 12, 2006 @ 2:47 pm |
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Nice joke 2 inches real nice |
| From: |
rooseygurl_09 on May 13, 2006 @ 7:33 am |
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This was the funniest joke ive read in month.but it would have to be more!! |
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not funny on May 13, 2006 @ 7:34 am |
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the only thing funny about this was the spelling..... what a dumb ass |
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u kno u love me on May 17, 2006 @ 12:56 pm |
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ok this joke wasnt funny .. after some one explained it (billy es retardo), i got it so thanx to bes.. but still, it wasnt funny.... im horny haha |
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this is a gay joke on May 17, 2006 @ 12:57 pm |
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ur joke sucks it dosen’t make sense u suck try harder next time on secon thoughts dn’t try at all |
| From: |
Bored on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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Hey is anyone there?
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| From: |
Chris on May 17, 2006 @ 12:58 pm |
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Im an unfunny chicken |
| From: |
um no on May 17, 2006 @ 12:59 pm |
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not funny at all |
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Grammar Police on May 17, 2006 @ 12:59 pm |
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This joke was about 2 inches from being funny. |
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sorry u suck on May 17, 2006 @ 12:59 pm |
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This joke was wack as hell
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PREtty FUNNY on May 18, 2006 @ 10:52 am |
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I agree with the Grammar Police well only because it was pretty funny but not the best joke. YOU ROCK ANYWAY, just make a better one! LOVE YA ANYWay |
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blah on May 19, 2006 @ 2:42 pm |
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i thought the joke way kinda sorta funny......but what is even funnier are the comments people post. everyone thinks they are cool b/c they can put down people but they happen to put up a bad joke.....like with this joke is gay...no your gay and obviously have no time on your hands.....................so blah |
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play wif my nutz on May 21, 2006 @ 11:26 am |
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plz
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| From: |
horny boy on May 27, 2006 @ 12:50 pm |
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i wish mine was biger that 2 inches |
| From: |
my girlfriend says.. on June 1, 2006 @ 12:47 pm |
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go get 2 inches go use a penis pump. |
| From: |
ben dover on June 2, 2006 @ 10:58 am |
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that joke is propa crap
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| From: |
none of ur nusiness on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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that joke is a piece of shit |
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confuzedd on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am |
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I’m so sorry...butto whatto izu a penis???? especiallyu a 2-incha.... |
| From: |
evert on June 5, 2006 @ 1:13 pm |
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wat iz e on about |
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my dick on June 19, 2006 @ 4:05 pm |
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Who thinks this joke is bad, is a retard and possibly likes dick. |
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big black nigga dick on June 19, 2006 @ 4:06 pm |
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that some cool shit motha fuckas |
| From: |
Sassy on June 19, 2006 @ 4:11 pm |
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I’m sooo SORRY your penis is only 2 inches, but you need to get better jokes!!!! |
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rrobinlp82 on June 19, 2006 @ 4:12 pm |
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stupid joke dont get it
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| From: |
no on June 19, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |
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Nice. i got it. |
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the other dumbass on June 19, 2006 @ 4:15 pm |
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ok think about it... what is 2 inches away 4rm a woman’s asshole?? aint all that hard!! |
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the other dumbass on June 19, 2006 @ 4:15 pm |
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ok think about it... what is 2 inches away 4rm a woman’s asshole?? aint all that hard!! |
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Amy on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm |
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I think it was cool.......but a little gross. |
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latin one on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm |
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Hello some one needs to get new material.!!! |
| From: |
maddie on June 23, 2006 @ 3:01 pm |
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i dont get it better luck next time |
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maddie2 on June 27, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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me either, maddie. |
| From: |
Sage on July 1, 2006 @ 2:09 pm |
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A woman’s vagina isn’t 2 inches from her asshole, what the hell? |
| From: |
DJ on July 13, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah its like 4 man when was the last time you got laid hah |
| From: |
prof x x x on July 20, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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here in my planet the technology far surpasses you earthling’s that you guyz with your lame jokes make me think that you guyz are a shame to the intergallactic race of artificial intelligence
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maktrg on September 15, 2006 @ 3:00 pm |
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that was hella good |
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