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Fucking Liar
Posted by: Masud on May 31, 2006 @ 9:38 am

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Penis tells his two balls “Today I will take U to a party tonight…
” The two balls reply “U bloody fucking liar, U always get inside and leave us outside”


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From: dumbass on June 1, 2006 @ 12:48 pm
Comment: it was dirty

From: Christina on June 1, 2006 @ 12:48 pm
Comment: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha

From: Alexa on June 2, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Comment: That was not how you tell the joke. It goes:

A penis says to his balls ’ I’m taking you guys to a party tonight and the balls reply " You liar!! You always tells us that but leave us outside knocking!!" Mine is better!!!

From: karlee on June 2, 2006 @ 10:58 am
Comment: um haha

From: someone hot on June 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment: no matter how the joke goes its still gay even when u do get it

From: nick on June 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment: hahaha thats funny


From: Miranda on June 4, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Comment: hey alexa i agree with you yours is better

From: summer on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am
Comment: ya that girls was better

From: ryan on June 4, 2006 @ 10:53 am
Comment: hahaha i get it but penis is spelt like this


PEANUS

From: deanna on June 5, 2006 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: i dont get it but then im gulabel

From: bob on June 5, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: hey ryan u complete and utter retard!!! are u a blond?! penis IS the correct spelling!!!
how stupid can u get? anyway i agree with all you guys alexa’s version is funnier :D !!

From: memme on June 6, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: i think both of them was funny. Alexa just added a lil more details.

From: Stone Cold on June 8, 2006 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: I was going to say it’s a dumb joke because dicks can’t talk, but then I remembered Donald Trump.

From: yo yo on June 8, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: hehe lolzzz. watz da argument bout it was funni. both versionz. and i agree wid bob , ryan is a stupid dumb ass.

From: happy on June 8, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: it was funni. da only dumbass fing was wat ryan added in his comment i agree wid bob , he is a dumb ass. and alexa u stop tryna b a smart ass.

From: lamont on June 19, 2006 @ 4:07 pm
Comment: nice i like it

From: =) Melanie ♥ on June 19, 2006 @ 4:07 pm
Comment: The names ingoff....Jack ingoff. lmao thats an original i made up lol and no im not jacking off lol oh ya + im a girl lol Alexas was funnier and ryan wanted attention...and im coolllllll lol

From: sassy on June 19, 2006 @ 4:10 pm
Comment: the joke sucked ass it wasn’t that funny!!! My 4 year old son knows better jokes then that!!!

From: hex on June 19, 2006 @ 4:12 pm
Comment: what a collection of stupid people

From: no shit on June 19, 2006 @ 4:13 pm
Comment: ummm...that was dumb for real.

From: bobsucks on June 19, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: u fucking idot, i can only hope that you are 2 years old and somehow got ahold of this website, but then agian i doubt it because your name is BOB, so hopefully with that name, your atleast 30 years old or your parents are fucked up in the head. Thanx

From: the real dumbass on June 19, 2006 @ 4:15 pm
Comment: ive heard a better version.. similar 2 alexas, but still way better...

From: jess on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: I have heard better

From: Caitlyn on June 19, 2006 @ 4:18 pm
Comment: I agree with you happy, alexa SHOULD stop trying to be a smart ass!!!! LOL.

From: jonathan on June 19, 2006 @ 4:19 pm
Comment: funny funny!

From: maddie on June 23, 2006 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: i think they were both funny and i agree alexa stop trying 2 be a smart ass!!!!!!! and ryan stop tryin 2 b funny your not your just a fuckin dumbass!!!!!!!! i thought the joke was fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!

From: Bob on June 23, 2006 @ 3:01 pm
Comment: fucked off!!!!

From: tom taylor on June 26, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: you guy are all stupid and naugthy how could u all agree with such nonsense. kids are better thn u, they don’t do such nonsence . the person who wrote thie joke is a beech and he will teach all the kids to be stupid like him!!!

I’m only kiding


From: artur on June 27, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: hahaha... nice

From: Ratez on June 27, 2006 @ 11:30 pm
Comment: OMG! im with hex on this one!

From: dk on June 29, 2006 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: that wuz a good one.betta then some of theze otha jokes i have heard.shute.

From: Scott on July 1, 2006 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: You are all retards

From: horny brunette on July 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Comment: i like it

From: Uuuhhhh.... on July 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Comment: I wish people could learn to fucking spell...

From: jimmy on July 4, 2006 @ 10:51 am
Comment: good on ya scotty

From: jess on July 6, 2006 @ 12:27 pm
Comment: i love it cuz it always happens to my boyfriend his balls nock on my ass

From: Cher on July 6, 2006 @ 12:27 pm
Comment: Sexcellent!

From: Penis on July 6, 2006 @ 12:28 pm
Comment: 8=======D
haha

From: Zerillirez on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: Cute

From: Dragon on July 17, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Comment: funny

From: Dragon on July 17, 2006 @ 10:08 am
Comment: hillarious

From: badman on July 28, 2006 @ 11:40 am
Comment: fuckin 2 funny!!!!

From: cutiepie on August 17, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: thats was a good one for when your sitting in jail it’ll make you laugh hard

From: the rape on August 20, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Comment: fuck all the above

From: little buddy on September 29, 2006 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: I like Alexa’s version better. Its actually funny.

From: pussygalore on October 11, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: What a load of crap. I normally get both my balls inside. Can’t you?????

   
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