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The Finger
Posted by: Nicole on June 8, 2006 @ 9:44 pm
There was this girl about 13 years old. She loved cookies. Her parents were going away on a trip.
"Don’t let anyone in while we’re gone!" the parents said.
"Okay!" the girl said.
When they left, she heard the doorbell. She answered it. "Who is it?" she asked. It was a man. "I can’t let you in!" she said.
"I’ll give you 10 cookies!" he said.
"Okay!" she said.
She let him in. He said, "Can you show me to your room?" and she said, "No!". The man bribed, "I’ll give you 100 cookies!" "Okay!" she exclaimed.
When they were in the room, the man said, "Can you lay down on your bed?" and the girl said, "No!" The man bribed once more, "I’ll give you 1000 cookies!" and the girl answered, "Okay!"
Once on the bed, the man asked, "Can I put my finger into your bellybutton?" and the girl said, "No!" and the man said, "I’ll give you 10000 cookies!" and the girl said, "Yay! Okay!"
The girl said, "Uhh, that’s not my bellybutton."
The guy answered, "And that’s not my finger. |
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~C-B-M~ on June 20, 2006 @ 12:52 pm |
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xD! LOL |
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lil devil on June 20, 2006 @ 12:53 pm |
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fucking exerlent
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Ed Ible2 on June 20, 2006 @ 12:53 pm |
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what was it then? the cookies? and where did he put them? |
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moowy on June 21, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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that was gay |
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ME on June 21, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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ha ha ha... rape is SO funny... |
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$$JOSE$$ on June 23, 2006 @ 3:00 pm |
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That was cool |
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lil hottie on June 23, 2006 @ 3:00 pm |
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haha i would do dat to i love a root |
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maddie on June 23, 2006 @ 3:01 pm |
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was SO fuckin funny! |
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homer simpson on June 26, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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ha it fucking rock i love it
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maddie2 on June 27, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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omg... fucking hilarious! |
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some where in NJ on June 27, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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That was not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Samantha From Ohio on June 29, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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Yes it was funny... I gotta say though... People who don’t get easy jokes are retarded. |
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little freak on June 29, 2006 @ 2:49 pm |
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that was the gayest joke ever you could improve alot |
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ah baby on July 1, 2006 @ 2:10 pm |
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o i c this happened to u didnt it thats how u got the story haha |
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teen gal on July 2, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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that was jus wrong how culd u make a joke of that it not right. so u guys need 2 grow up n get a life. |
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radnadz on July 4, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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now that was funny |
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bobby on July 4, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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that was the shittest fuckin desperate joke ive ever heard, you guys need to get laid cause obviously u havnt yet. OOKKKKKK |
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me on July 4, 2006 @ 10:50 am |
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bridgette on July 8, 2006 @ 11:52 am |
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that was cool. i liked it alot.i know what it was if it was not a finger. |
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sean on July 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm |
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yes.
rape is so amusing and we should all make lots of lame jokes about it.
o_0
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xkrissx on July 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm |
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thss fucked up!
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SALLY on July 11, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |
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DAT WAS FUNNY N I LUV IT |
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HOLY SHIT! on July 11, 2006 @ 4:59 pm |
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NOT COOL PERV!!!!! |
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eww that was gay on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm |
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OMG.......... that is so lame what about the poor woman and children who read this
what the fuk is wrong wit cha ur all gay
p.s u really need a root!! |
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prof x x x on July 20, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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you know i tried that once. but i didnt bribe her with cookies. "it was my 12 inch penis that did all the work"
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Funnyguy on July 23, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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Nice!!! |
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123456789 on July 24, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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holly molly that was funny (: |
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lulu on August 2, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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ha, cus rape is always funny...and the way i’ve always heard it was a teenage girl and she was babysitting a little boy while his parents were out and he was the one playing with her "belly button" |
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shell on August 5, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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That was fucked up. NOT FUNNY VERY SICK!!! |
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..... on August 5, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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its was a funni jk except for the fact that we r laughing at rape... |
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jiggly on August 11, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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Thats pretty sick and really not funny!!!! ass wipes!!!! |
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nukka j on August 18, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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so..........where in the fuck is this guy gonna get 10,000 cookies???......dumb ass.... |
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Kat on August 20, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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That Joke’s F’n Hillarious But We’re Laughing At Rape Here. Oh Well Its Funny :]] |
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preety on August 27, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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som of u dnt deserve 2 visit dis site ur spoiling da image here,asshols.cnt u pig heads evr get a joke.use ur head,da gal is being bribed into geting raped. |
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ashley on September 14, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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isn’t that a jonny joke...........some old if you ask me |
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meme on September 22, 2006 @ 10:59 am |
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i think its a lot better with a french accent and you have Fifi and Pierre as the dudes...
"Fifi, can we go to your room?" "mais non, pierre!" "please, fifi? for me?" "okay." and so onnn.... |
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