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Posted by: Rob on June 22, 2006 @ 5:06 pm
| A couple went to a sex therapist for help. The man said "Please doc, You gotta help us. Our sex life is in a rut." The doctor said that he had to examine each of them and only then could he make a recommendation. After the examinations he sat them down and said, " Ok, what you need to do is stop by the grocery store on the way home and pick up a bunch of grapes and a dozen doughnuts. When you get home both of you strip down and sit on the ground with your legs spread. Sir you will roll the grapes along the floor until one gets inside youe wifes vagina. Then you crawl over and lick it out. He says no problem. Maam, you will play the ring toss game with your husband. When you get a doughnut on his penis you will crawl over and eat it off. They went and tried this and thier sex life was fantastic. A few months later another couple asked this doctor for help. The doc said he had to examine the both of them to see if he could help. After the exams he had them in the office and said, " OK,on your way home stop by the grocery ond pick up a bag of oranges and a box of cheerios... |
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maddie on June 24, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
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ive heard that one b4 but this 1 was better because of the oranges part in the other 1 it was apples. nice change i give it an a+ |
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joke man on June 25, 2006 @ 8:10 am |
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lol nice |
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sana on June 27, 2006 @ 11:32 pm |
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i dont get it |
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sana on June 27, 2006 @ 11:32 pm |
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i dont get it |
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sana on June 27, 2006 @ 11:32 pm |
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i dont get it |
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ken on June 29, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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not funny |
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jurat on June 29, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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her hole was too big and the guys dick was like a pencil /pin |
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jamie on June 29, 2006 @ 2:50 pm |
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that was good |
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snook on June 29, 2006 @ 2:50 pm |
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only 1 on this web site that even gave me a chuckle, so far |
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who cares on July 2, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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how can some people not get it
it was good
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Cher on July 6, 2006 @ 12:27 pm |
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crack up!!!
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katelynn on July 7, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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ahahah that was actually funny his things small... how can u not get it? |
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rick james bitch on July 8, 2006 @ 11:52 am |
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lol that was funny |
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xkrissx on July 9, 2006 @ 11:51 pm |
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nice!lol
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Wan Te cok on July 11, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |
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yeah oranges i wonder how that would work but kinda kinky |
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Nat on July 12, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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How could you not get that? |
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D on July 13, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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LMAO that ssoo good haha |
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DJ on July 13, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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Hehehe that was good |
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ian mc on July 13, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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thats awesome and how can u not get that |
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funnybunny on July 19, 2006 @ 8:18 am |
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this is the first joke that gave me a laugh!! nice |
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krazy on July 20, 2006 @ 11:11 am |
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fuckin funny |
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j7498 on July 30, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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If you don’t get it, I don’t think I would admit to it... |
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mark on July 31, 2006 @ 10:41 am |
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thats really funny...lol |
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funny on August 2, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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in the second couple the girl’s pussy is big so they will need oranges and the guy’s penis is small so he will need cheerios LOL There I spoiled the joke |
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hailie on August 24, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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lol nice |
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chazzzz on August 31, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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good 1 i get it now but dont u think that was abit to dirty licking a girls pussy |
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aly on September 12, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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finally sumone who can tell a good joke |
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blow me on September 18, 2006 @ 11:45 pm |
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everything was awsome except why oranges? apples would work better becuase u wouldnt have to peel it lol. cmon douche think your jokes through cant believe im the only one who caught that.... |
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master of shit on October 6, 2006 @ 10:05 am |
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Holy shit! funniest shit ive heard in a long time! |
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Rogue Karma on October 19, 2006 @ 11:28 pm |
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decent
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