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Posted by: Joe on June 23, 2006 @ 11:26 pm
Johny Luck was in Vegas. He thought with his last name he couldnt go wrong. Well he was wrong. For seven days he had been wrong. Ol Johny Luck was down on his luck. Infact Johny was down to his last ten bucks. Checking account empty, credit cards maxed. Hell he didnt even know how he was gona get back to the airport.
Looking back at the Casino that now held all of his life savings he just shruged his shoulders. What a man. He stepped to the street and saw a cab already parked there waiting. As he opened the door and stuck his head in the cab he asked the cabby the fat fuck that was driving "hey guy how much for a ride to the airport?". The fucking fat ass cabby says "O about ten bucks". Jumping into the cab johny says "Great all I got is ten bucks". The fat cabby snaps his head to look at him and screams "NO FUCKING WAY.... GET THE FUCK OUT FROM MY CAB.... YOU THINK IM GONA GIVE YOU A RIDE KNOWING YOUR NOT GONA TIP!". What an asshole is all Johny could think as he got out and backed away from his cab.
After about ten minutes of trying to hail a cab while the fucking fat bastard was just lauphing at him. He gave up and went back into the casino to gamble his last ten dollors. Hoping to at least win enough to get that fat fuck to give him a ride to the airport. The first pull on a slot pays him five hundred dollors. He definetly had enough to get back to the airport now. So he just cashed out and went back outside.
Looking towards the street he sees that there are now two cabs parked next to the curb. They are both registerd to the same company. He gets an Idea to get back at the fat fuck who is still parked there. Hoping into the new cabbys ride he pulls out his five hundred in cash and waves it at the cabby while he asks "Give me a ride to the airport and suck my dick for 500?". The new cabby just shakes his head and replys "your fucking nutz get outa my cab". With a shrug he hops out. Jumping into the freakin fat fucking bastards cab he simply says "twenty bucks a good enough tip?". "Sure" says the flipin fat freak fucking bastard replys. As they pull away Johny puts on the biggest shit eating grin and gives the new cabbie a thumbs up as he rolls by. |
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ahood on June 25, 2006 @ 8:11 am |
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omg awsome but it was too long, the beginning should b cut a bit but still funny as hell!!!!! |
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Samantha From Ohio on June 29, 2006 @ 2:48 pm |
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Hell yeah! That’s what that fat fucker gets for bein’ rude. But I wouldn’t have given him suck a big tip... LOL I mean *such. Haha. |
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me on July 6, 2006 @ 12:27 pm |
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that was sooo gay it wasnt even funny |
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You on July 8, 2006 @ 11:52 am |
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Ummm, that was the lamest joke I’ve ever heard. |
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ian on July 13, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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thats the worst fukin joke ive ever heard in me life it wasnt even a joke it was a story |
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DJ on July 13, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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I dont get it :( |
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Bla_bla on July 15, 2006 @ 11:28 pm |
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Me neither |
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wateva on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm |
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i dont get it
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Amber on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm |
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I don’t really know if i get it or not! lol. |
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Guess on July 18, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
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STUPID
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Garvey on July 18, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
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are you lot thick? |
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Amy on July 21, 2006 @ 12:09 pm |
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For those of you who do not get it.... the cabbys work for the same company. The cabby that turned down the offer to blow him is under the impression that the heavier cabby was offered the same deal, and will tell everyone at work that the heavier cab driver stooped as low as to blow the guy, which will taunt him for the rest of his life/career at the cab company. |
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dumass on July 26, 2006 @ 11:32 am |
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thank u amy .. now i can sleep well... |
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Funny guy on July 30, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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This is not funny at all, rather pretty stupid. |
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EmeraldFool on August 2, 2006 @ 10:47 am |
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I got the joke, but I thought if you cut down on the ’fucking freaky fat fucking bastard of a fuck’ over and over again, the story would be like, 3 sentences long. |
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3r1c on August 4, 2006 @ 5:13 pm |
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IT was funny, didnt get it at first and had to read it again...which took forever but other than that it was good |
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Slow one on August 5, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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i didnt get it at first, i couldnt work out if i got it and it was really stupid or if i didnt get it, but i finallu got it... about 1 week after thinking about it |
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2BORED on August 6, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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AMY, AFTER EXPLAINING I STILL DON’T GET IT! IZ JUS STUPID.
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Kara on August 9, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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That was the most lame brained joke that I have ever read. |
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Zoe on August 11, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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That was sort of alright but it could of been better and without all of the things like ayin fat fuck all of the time because it just gets boring after awhile....good try though x |
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michele on August 12, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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that was some gay shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!i didnt even get it. |
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iluvblkmen on August 13, 2006 @ 8:04 am |
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any joke that needs a paragraph explantion is NOT funny |
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george on August 24, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
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that was fucking great (thumbs up)
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joke judger on August 28, 2006 @ 10:54 am |
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i dont fucking get it i will give you 3 points for having the balls to get up and say the joke |
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DAT ONE on October 5, 2006 @ 11:05 am |
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DAT JOKE WAS WAY TOO LONG TO BE THAT FUCKIN’ LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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