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6 reason’s not to be a dick
Posted by: DJ on July 12, 2006 @ 10:02 pm

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6. You live surrounded by nuts
5. You have a head with no brains
4. You have one eye that can’t see
3. Your best friend is a pussy
2. An asshole lives behind you
1. They make you do pushups until you throw-up


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From: Brent on July 14, 2006 @ 10:42 am
Comment: That is so old. But it was a good twist. Funny man.

From: wateva on July 15, 2006 @ 11:29 pm
Comment: it is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LAME!!!!!!!!

From: MATT THE TWAT on July 20, 2006 @ 11:13 am
Comment: laaaaaaaaame

From: bat head on July 24, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: that was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

From: bleah on July 25, 2006 @ 10:46 am
Comment: you forgot about the part where his master beats it or puts a bag over his head and then makes it do pushups...

From: Calum on July 31, 2006 @ 10:43 am
Comment: That was really quite good, it made me horny!

From: Andrew Smith on August 1, 2006 @ 11:45 am
Comment: That is so funny!!! but i saw that on a shert!!

From: no one on August 3, 2006 @ 11:58 am
Comment: lame, but cute.

From: bj anonymous on August 4, 2006 @ 5:13 pm
Comment: guys...all you say is lame and the next person just adds letters in the middle
Ex. lame.
laaammme
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

GROW UP GUYS are you in sixth grade?

From: blowjob on August 6, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: haha

From: Mitch on August 7, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Comment: Real original buddy... LAME!

From: mum on August 10, 2006 @ 10:32 am
Comment: it was so boring and silly. laammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

From: meh on August 11, 2006 @ 11:08 am
Comment: this site is retarded all u guys do is whine and say lame but the site is ok

From: "Scarface" on August 11, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: That joke is wore out like some dirty underwear!!

From: bitchface on August 15, 2006 @ 10:33 am
Comment: stop saying lame all u guys tht says lame again is gay

From: awt_77 on August 15, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Comment: that was funny !!!!!!

From: baby girl on August 17, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: duh u guys r so retared that joke was funni kinda like some of ur ppls face ha lol j/k

From: BLONDIE on August 20, 2006 @ 10:33 am
Comment: THAT WAS THE MOST DAMN RETARDED THING I HEARD ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: haha on August 20, 2006 @ 10:34 am
Comment: go bitch face!!!! you tell em!!! they are all bitchy!!!!!!! everyone take your pills!!!

From: Kim on August 20, 2006 @ 10:36 am
Comment: Umm...

From: butt on August 22, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: it was terrible

From: bella bitch on August 25, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Comment: wat is with u freaks nd usin the word lame geez wtf r u like 4 years old or somethin

From: bigdick on August 30, 2006 @ 12:30 pm
Comment: i take pride in my name.

   
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