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Sergeant Major
Posted by: FUNNY_JOKES on August 4, 2006 @ 9:30 am
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma’am," the Sergeant Major said, "Just serious by nature." "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The Sergeant Major’s short reply was, "Yes, ma’am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" The Sergeant Major looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, and panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it’s only 2130 now." |
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my moma on August 9, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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dude thats way to long a joke is like a sentence or 2 i dont know why poeple keep saying alot of stuff |
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Brent on August 13, 2006 @ 8:05 am |
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That was funny man. Keep them coming! |
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Damion on August 18, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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That was hot! |
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take me on August 20, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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nice one
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the rape on August 20, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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that joke was stupid and who the fuck says thats hot other then that whore hilton |
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Nick on August 20, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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Nice, I had to read the last part one more time then I got it, military time, thats a really good one, nicely done. |
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Barbie on August 28, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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to long im not reading it |
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ronji on August 31, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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Good one! it’s sure to get some good hee haws when i tell in the office tomorrow. |
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Alexis on September 2, 2006 @ 10:35 am |
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All you lazy teenage pricks that refuse to read all that "long" text should try reading a book before reading jokes that your puny brains probably wont even understand.
Loved it. Keep ’em rollin’. |
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Your mom. on September 12, 2006 @ 3:13 pm |
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That was funny. |
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georgge on September 12, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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LMAO that was gd :P "long text" what nob would say that |
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harry on September 23, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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wat the fuck??????? >. |
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quer on October 1, 2006 @ 11:14 pm |
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extremely good |
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Army LT on October 21, 2006 @ 3:20 pm |
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The best part is....well SGMs are pretty much exactly like that. I laughed my ass off....I gotta try that little line sometime... |
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