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Stolen Motor bike
Posted by: Rabiul on August 31, 2006 @ 9:35 am
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of muggers.
They searched them and took the guy’s wallet, his watch and the motorbike but couldn’t find any jewelry from the girl.
When the muggers had gone, the guy asked his daughter; "Did they take your new diamond ring as well dear?"
"No Papa," replied the girl with a grin, "I managed to hide it when they were searching you."
"Hide it? where?" asked the guy," I saw them search you too."
"I slipped it into my... a... my . . .um.... pee pee place." said the girl shyly.
"Damn!" swore the guy, "If only your mother were here, we could have saved my motor bike!!" |
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me on September 2, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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lol dats wrong but funny |
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jai on September 3, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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that was wrong but very funny |
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me on September 4, 2006 @ 4:13 pm |
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that is a very funny but sick joke
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| From: |
dom on September 12, 2006 @ 3:11 pm |
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dats sick m8
ded funny but soooooooo wrong!!!!!!!!!!
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bill clinton on September 12, 2006 @ 3:12 pm |
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that’s a shame you should’nt make fun of the president’s wife and daughter like that and i just want to thank him the new mortor bike. |
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Doug Pritchard on September 15, 2006 @ 2:59 pm |
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oh fuk me thats wrong but fuked up n funny but i like it lol |
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sexiibabii on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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DAMN DATS FUCKIN FUNNY AS HELL |
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Kirstyn on September 18, 2006 @ 11:45 pm |
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LMFAO thats great. |
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mr joker on September 22, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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looooooooooooool that is funny but very perverted |
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Eklipze on September 28, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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Lol...dat was supa funny...lol...damn I c tha looseness |
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CHEY! on October 3, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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haha i thought this was pretty funny.... |
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jay on October 4, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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nice
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tyler on October 6, 2006 @ 10:06 am |
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hahaha thats funny lol , cps |
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Rogue Karma on October 19, 2006 @ 11:28 pm |
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good one |
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