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Fish Love Pussy
Posted by: Rabiul on September 4, 2006 @ 3:00 am
Two guys John and Eddie were fishing by the banks of a lake. John was catching fish after fish but Eddie was not even getting a nibble.
Finally exasperated, Eddie asked John, "Hey, how come you’re getting so many fish and I’m not getting anything? What am I doing wrong?"
"What are you using for bait?" Asked John.
"Just regular bait, worms." Replied Eddie.
"Man, fish don’t eat worms these days." said John, "You gotta use the right kind of bait to catch fish now a days."
"What are they eating then?" asked Eddie curiously.
"Pussy man, pure pussy meat." said John with a grin.
"Pussy meat? Where’d you get it from?"
"Well, I know a guy who works in the morgue and whenever they get a dead body of a girl, he collects the pussy and sells it to me as fish bait." Explained John, "And man it works like magic. Fish can’t seem to get enough of it."
"Hmm..." said Eddie with a frown, "But I notice you keep sniffing the bait before you put it on the hook. Do you really have to smell the pussy?"
"Well...um..." replied John with a grin, "The guy from the morgue, he’s a real crook. Every now and then he tries to slip in an asshole."
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ORBIT on September 12, 2006 @ 3:09 pm |
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Pretty damn funny, lol...... |
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Gino on September 12, 2006 @ 3:11 pm |
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pretty funny |
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JASMINE on September 12, 2006 @ 3:11 pm |
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HAHAHA THAT IS SOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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andy on September 12, 2006 @ 3:12 pm |
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This is a really funny joke!!
not dat bad |
| From: |
joe on September 12, 2006 @ 3:13 pm |
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nast ass joke.. not even funny |
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skye on September 12, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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thats sik |
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cesar on September 13, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |
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Thats the gayest jokes ever!!!!!!! |
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leanne 18 on September 13, 2006 @ 4:14 pm |
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thats funny shit man!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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kyle on September 14, 2006 @ 11:22 am |
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that was a really bad joke |
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Sam on September 15, 2006 @ 2:59 pm |
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Yeah, that was pretty frickin stupid if you ask me... |
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thuthu on September 15, 2006 @ 3:00 pm |
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loool it’s soo funny!! |
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jack on September 15, 2006 @ 3:01 pm |
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shitty
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Jerry on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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as a fisherman I just wonder where I can get any of the "Pussy} bait, I’ve got a lot of the other kind |
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sexiibabii on September 17, 2006 @ 12:02 pm |
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lol dats funny |
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Kirstyn on September 18, 2006 @ 11:45 pm |
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thats disturbing on so many levels. |
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blow me on September 18, 2006 @ 11:45 pm |
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dude that was pure genius all who dont like it should die and not breed. |
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kelsey on September 18, 2006 @ 11:47 pm |
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thats gross man. nasty |
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jonny on September 22, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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thats so dam funn i fall out my seat
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amelia on October 7, 2006 @ 11:33 pm |
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sooo not funny!! sick, sick, sick! |
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puppy luver on October 19, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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not the most funniest joke of all time but still a little funny |
| From: |
Gene.Poland on October 21, 2006 @ 3:22 pm |
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stupid joke. but then all anglers 4 sport r stupid psychopaths. |
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