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Sister Matilda
Posted by: Rabiul on September 13, 2006 @ 5:33 am

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Just after World War 2, a reporter was interviewing the head nun of a monastery in Italy regarding her experiences during the war.

"Oh it was terrible, terrible." She cried, "First the Italians raped us all except sister Matilda. Then the Germans raped us all except sister Matilda and then the Americans raped us all except sister Matilda."

"Oh I’m so sorry, it must be very difficult for you." replied the reporter, "But I’m curious, you said they all raped you except sister Matilda. Why didn’t anyone rape sister Matilda?"

"Oh sister Matilda," said the nun, wiping her eye, "She’s not interested in that sort of thing."


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From: me on September 18, 2006 @ 11:47 pm
Comment: lol

From: T on September 22, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: dirty dirty nuns

From: dementoid on September 22, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: i dont get it

From: Kelly on September 22, 2006 @ 10:59 am
Comment: I don’t get it

From: mr joker on September 22, 2006 @ 11:00 am
Comment: that was crap

From: simone on September 23, 2006 @ 10:55 am
Comment: gay

From: me on October 11, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: wats da crak den i dun gt it

From: lisa on October 11, 2006 @ 11:18 am
Comment: how can you guys like this kinda stuff. that joke was absolute crap

   
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