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Robot Secretary
Posted by: Rabiul on September 26, 2006 @ 0:47 am
Jimmy goes to see his computer genius friend Charlie, in his office. The first thing he notices is a really sexy looking secretary who leads him into Charlie’s room. Charlie is busy working on his computer.
"Hey Charlie, how ya doin’ my man?" He says, "When did you hire your new secretary? She’s hot."
"Oh I didn’t hire her, I actually develped her." replies Charlie, still working on his computer, "She’s a robot."
"Are you serious?" says Jimmy with a whistle, "She moves and talks just like a real girl."
"Yeah, and that’s not all. She makes coffee, does my filing and I can fuck her all I want." replies Charlie with a smile, "In fact, you can take her to the next room and give her a fuck yourself. She’s really good."
"Yowza!" Laughs Jimmy and taking the secretay’s hand, he drags her into the next room, intent on fucking the daylights out of her. Soon afterwards, there’s a loud scream from Jimmy.
"Oh Hell," Says Charlie, "I forgot to tell him her asshole is a pencil sharpener."
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joe on September 28, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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try again ! |
| From: |
nick on September 29, 2006 @ 11:08 am |
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i laughed out loud |
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shaun on September 29, 2006 @ 11:09 am |
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its rubbish
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| From: |
maria on September 29, 2006 @ 3:28 pm |
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thats messed up |
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tia on October 3, 2006 @ 3:14 pm |
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wow...very funny...he mussed haved sharped his penis...hahaha..ouch... |
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deadman on October 3, 2006 @ 3:15 pm |
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Ow....ow...that would hurt like hell! |
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tiny evolution on October 6, 2006 @ 10:05 am |
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he aint getting laid for a while |
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huh on October 6, 2006 @ 10:06 am |
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thats not funny |
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irish lad 95 on October 6, 2006 @ 10:06 am |
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side splitting |
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Mirage on October 11, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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did not think it had a very good ending....maybe the fact that im a dude and the thought of having your dick in a pencil sharpener just is not that funny it actually makes me cringe...other than that good story. |
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reada on October 11, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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that was good |
| From: |
fez on October 11, 2006 @ 11:17 am |
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loads of crap |
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excaliber1402@yahoo on October 11, 2006 @ 11:19 am |
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thats definetly the cutting edge of technology
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| From: |
jeffrey on October 12, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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painful |
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NANDOMAN on October 12, 2006 @ 11:24 pm |
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STRAIGHT OUT DUMB |
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TARYN on October 13, 2006 @ 11:16 pm |
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NOT FUNNY |
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jim on October 14, 2006 @ 7:18 pm |
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i wanted to lagh and cry. ow |
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Birdguy on October 16, 2006 @ 2:54 pm |
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Can you build me one--LOL-- |
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puppy luver on October 19, 2006 @ 11:31 pm |
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that was fucking dumb and stupid |
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bainy1690 on October 21, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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that was absolutely hilarious where did u get it from |
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