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Bill Clinton in Hell
Posted by: Darxtar on October 3, 2006 @ 7:45 pm
Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell’s gate, he meets Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton will be given the choice of who he will REPLACE forever in Hell.
Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens. Behind the door is Jeffrey Dahmer. He’s being worked over with a blow torch. Upon seeing Jeff in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says "That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me."
The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Ted Kennedy. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton again says "I don’t think this is for me."
The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
"Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go." |
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liz on October 6, 2006 @ 10:06 am |
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that is the best damn clinton joke WOW in capital letters |
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zoe on October 8, 2006 @ 11:42 pm |
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very funny!!!! where did u get dat joke??? x |
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lol on October 11, 2006 @ 11:16 am |
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thats the most funny joke i have ever heard
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL |
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alphy on October 11, 2006 @ 11:18 am |
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that woz SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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darla on October 12, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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that is a really funny joke about Clinton. i guess he really is a pussy like they said. but i guess we will never know will we? lol...... |
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Maddy on October 14, 2006 @ 7:18 pm |
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That was shit n real lame!!! get betta jokes!!! |
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jane on October 16, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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very funny |
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ThA sHiT on October 16, 2006 @ 2:55 pm |
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Thats some funny shit~ |
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DORINDA on October 16, 2006 @ 2:56 pm |
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HA HAHAHAH THAT WAS FUNNY |
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puppy luver on October 18, 2006 @ 10:37 am |
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that wasnt as funny as i thought it wood be |
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wendy on October 18, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
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it was ok |
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Ellis on October 19, 2006 @ 11:32 pm |
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xDD That was pretty good |
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Gene, Poland on October 21, 2006 @ 3:21 pm |
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A realy good joke! |
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SEXY BIOTCH on October 22, 2006 @ 9:38 am |
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHaaha...ha.........ha................ha
that’s funny im all out of breath now |
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rod on October 22, 2006 @ 9:38 am |
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that’s hillairious ha ha ha good one!! |
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