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Death by____
Posted by: Michael on February 15, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

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A French, A German and Pole are to be excecuted. They are given a choice as to how it is carried out: Guiotinne, gas chamber or AIDS.
The French says "We French invented the Guiotinne; a true French hero should die by it"
And he does.
The German says" We Germans are masters of the gas chamber" To die by it would be a tribute to Der Rheinlan!
And it was.
The Pole chooses AIDS.
The excecutioners inject him with an infected syringe and the Pole starts laughing.
The excecutioners as "why are you laughing, death by AIDS is slow, painfull and humiliating?!"
The Pole laughs "The jokes on you, I was wearing a condom!"


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