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Butt bees
Posted by: Tiffany on November 15, 2007 @ 4:04 pm

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Guy walks into a whore house and says "I am a virgin and I need to have sex like NOW" The manager says "Well we have a policy that everyone has to have some practice before we send you in.....there is a tree outside with a notch hole in it go bang on that for an hour or two come back in and we’ll set you up" So the guy runs out bangs on the tree for a little while. He goes back in and says "K I am ready!"
The lady nods and and points him where he needs to go. He goes in the room and a chick was waiting naked for him. A couple of minutes go by and the manager hears this awful bloody scream, so She runs in the room and says "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" The guy has a broom handle shoved up the chicks ass and He replies "......Checkin for bees!"


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