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French Toast
Posted by: Robert on January 28, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

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There is a small family sitting down at the table for breakfast. A dad, two little boys and a mom. The mom is cooking breakfast for the family.

First the mother ask the first son, "what would you like for breakfast?"
Son #1 replies "I’ll have some Fuckin french toast"
Mom replies, "what did you just say to me?"
Son replies #1 "I’ll have some Fuckin french toast"
AFter that the mom begins to smack the son senseless while his dad takes off his belt. After this mom is done smacking him, the dad begins to lay into him with his belt. This carries on for a good 5 minuites, and then the son is sent to his room.

After the two parents compose themselves, the dad sits back down at the table with the other son. Then the mom goes up to the other son and asks him "what you would like for breakfast sweety?"

Son #2 replies "Well, I sure dont want the Fuckin french toast".


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