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dirty knock knock joke
Posted by: mojo on February 23, 2008 @ 11:33 am
A DJ had a popular "knock knock" show in which listeners call in each week with their own knock-knock jokes. One night, a drunk calls in with:
Drunk: "Knock Knock."
DJ: "Who’s there?"
Drunk: "Uncle." slurred.
DJ: "Uncle who?"
Drunk: "Uncle (Ah go) fuck yourself!"
The DJ is outraged, especially because the FCC fines him $5,000 for allowing the f-word to be broadcast. He then buys an expensive software program with every knock knock joke ever conceived to make sure the problem does not happen again. On the very first night, another drunk calls in.
"Knock knock."
"Who’s there?"
"Peas and carrots."
Immediately the DJ inputs "peas and carrots into the computer, and after noticing there are no dirty peas and carrots jokes, says, "peas and carrots who?" to which the drunk replies: "Ah go fuck yourself!" |
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