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the bear and the frog
Posted by: greg on March 13, 2008 @ 10:18 pm
| one fine afternoon a bear and a frog walking through the forrest stumble across a genie lamp. boy they got excited, the rubbed the lamp and the genie came out. "you have relased me from my lamp i shall now grant the both of you three wishes" the genie said. The bear stepping up makes his first wish. " i wish for all the bears in the forrest to become females except me." done, the genie replied. Now its the frogs turn, He steps up and thinks for a moment. "i wish for a motor cycle" said the frog. done, the genie replied. the bear kinda glanced down and the frog with a confused look on his face. well the bears second wish comes up. "i wish for all the bears in the country to become females." done, the genie replied. frogs second wish comes up. "i want a nice motorcycle hemet." done, the genie replied. Now the bear is really confused and some what angered. he looks down on the frog and says, " you know you could have anything in the whole world and you want a dumb motorcycle and a stupid helmet." the bear turns away with great excitment. " genie i wish for all the bears in the world to become female" the bear says. done the genie replied. Well the frogs 3rd and final wish is up and he is rather upset because of what the bear had said to him, so he looks at the bear and looks back at the genie, " my third and final wish is, i wish for that bear to be gay!" and he got on his motorcycle and rode away. |
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