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Desperate Hobo
Posted by: Mehran on April 27, 2008 @ 9:46 am

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A homeless person (known as a hobo) was extremely desperate for sex. He had no friends whatsoever and knew nobody. He only had $2 on him.

One fine day he decided to go to a "Whore House" where he could buy a whore and fuck the shit out of her. When he arrived at the Whore House, he asked the man working there, "excuse me, I am a hobo and I am desperately looking for sex. May I please buy one of your whores for an hour?" The man working there replies, "sure what type? blonde or brunette?" The hobo says "Whichever is the cheapest." That will be $100 sir. The hobo was sad and said sorry I only have $2. The man working there says sorry man... to cheap. The hobo was really sad. Then the man working there says ok man... you can fuck one of my whores for $2 if you walk down the south corrider, open the first door to your right, switch off the light and wear a black condom. The hobo was like RIGHT ON... handed over the $2 and followed the mans instructions.

After an hour the hobo comes out and says... dude thank you so much... that was fucking great sex i have ever had! the man says no problem man anytime... the hobo then asked... dude why did i have to switch off the light? and why the fuck did i have to wear a black fucking condom? the man working there says.... DUDE... YOU GOTTA SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE DEAD!!!


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