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When Do I Get That?
Posted by: Scott F. on June 1, 2004 @ 12:29 pm
A little girl walks in on her mom while the mother is getting dressed.
She points at her mom’s breasts, and says "When do I get those?"
And the mother replies "in about 8 years."
So she points to her mom’s pubic hair and goes "When will I get that?"
And the mother replies "in about 10 years"
So then the little girl leaves, and walks in on her dad using the toilet.
She points at his penis, and says "When will I get that?"
And the father says "In about 15 minutes, when your mom leaves for work! |
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J-C on June 1, 2004 @ 6:10 pm |
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FREAKING SICK MAN |
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shaun on June 1, 2004 @ 7:27 pm |
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oh its a woody allen joke.haha |
| From: |
BeBop on June 1, 2004 @ 11:43 pm |
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SICK BUT FUNNY |
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tammie_massey@yahoo. on June 2, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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i don’t think thats funny and i think your a sick fuck! |
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the trizzuth on June 3, 2004 @ 4:34 pm |
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i hope you dont have kids |
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TONGY on June 3, 2004 @ 8:12 pm |
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WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING YOU SICK ASS FUCKER, I HOPE YOU END UP IN JAIL FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS YOU SICK ASS PERVERT. AND IF YOU DO END UP IN JAIL YOU SICK ASS BASTARD I HOPE THEY FUCK YOU IN THE ASS FOR BEING A FUCKEN CHILD ABUSER. I BET YOU HAVE NO LIFE . FUCKEN LOW LIFE.
PS. DONT DROP THE SOAP |
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WTFGUY on June 4, 2004 @ 10:13 am |
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WTF???U R A FUCKIN FREAK
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BIGDIK on June 6, 2004 @ 7:38 am |
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It’s just a fuckin joke you bunch of morons. Hey , Tongy you sure talk alot of shit man.
Can you back it up? |
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Mosex da barman on June 6, 2004 @ 3:06 pm |
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Hey guys relax, this must be Michael Jackson....dial 911! |
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BeBop on June 6, 2004 @ 6:49 pm |
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the guy who wrote this joke is probebly one of those serial killer guys who finds little
girls, pretends to be their "long lost uncles" and drives them a couple thousand miles
across the country in a trailer and rapes her, and then cuts her up into tiny little
pieces, and saves the kidneys and the ovaries to make soup later on. |
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shaun on June 6, 2004 @ 10:37 pm |
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tongy does talk a lot of shit. bebop you have an imaginative mind. its creepy actually. Anyway its just a fuckin joke dont get all bent out of shape about it. FREEDOM OF SPEECH. exercise that right and you wouldnt be talkin so much shit about little jokes that have no affect on your lives. |
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Mr. Indiana Football on June 8, 2004 @ 7:14 am |
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I don’t get it |
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katie on June 8, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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the funniest part of the joke was from mr. Indiana football |
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BabyG on June 10, 2004 @ 9:37 am |
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What was so dirty about that! YOU are sick in the head! |
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jamie lee on June 11, 2004 @ 1:08 pm |
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sick as fuck man but its funny |
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nikki on June 11, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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that shit wasn’t funny at all. i agree with all the saine people, that crap is just sick. only a lonely, disgusting bastard would find that funny
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OMFG! on June 12, 2004 @ 10:45 pm |
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Mr. Indiana Football ur a fucking idiot! That was interesting hilarious though! I’m not a guy though!............well it was a bit wrong but hey! the comments were funnny! |
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Tonyredtiger on June 12, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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Who farted? |
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shaun on June 14, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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whats the most intelligent thing an acid addict can say?
"You got a dollar"? |
| From: |
TwistNjerk on June 15, 2004 @ 2:56 pm |
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i have a boner |
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blaze on June 16, 2004 @ 7:57 pm |
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pretty fuckin sick joke i laughed thou thanks to fuckin moron Mr.Indiana football |
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crazy on June 22, 2004 @ 4:30 am |
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i think you are a fucking sick motherfucker for even think of shit like and those who like the joke can go fuck each other |
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shaun on June 23, 2004 @ 9:46 am |
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its just a fucking joke, relax crazy you bitch. dont read jokes that you cant handle. |
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sick ta death on July 2, 2004 @ 1:16 pm |
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ur fuckin sick man... thas fuckin nasty... i cant believe u actually fuckin thought a dat... thas sooo fuckin wrong in soo many fuckin ways... u make me fuckin sick! fuckin nasty ass |
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Ej on July 2, 2004 @ 11:10 pm |
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yall its a fuckin joke. Man get over it. Yall have no sense of fuckin humor. That was a pretty good joke |
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Ej on July 2, 2004 @ 11:11 pm |
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they are dirty jokes they are supposed to be dirty. if u cant take the heat, get off of the fuckin site |
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cube on July 8, 2004 @ 3:37 pm |
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haha good joke nigga. Jay&Jay is jealous of that girl in the joke. |
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Crystal on July 15, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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That shit is wrong.. that is sick man ! |
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Jay&Jay on July 28, 2004 @ 12:25 pm |
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cube what are you talkin about you were the girl!!! |
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loco on July 29, 2004 @ 3:37 am |
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and you get no girls |
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Talia on July 29, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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Hey what you talking bout Jay&Jay had me last night, oh adn he is one fine piece of art may i add you trash loco and cube. |
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Talia on July 29, 2004 @ 11:09 pm |
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Jay dont need to be jealous when he has this thang all night long. For christ sake if he went near any of you Loco or cube he would probably die from an earthquake you fat mother fuckers. |
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loco on July 31, 2004 @ 2:46 am |
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Jay&Jay, are you having your sister type shit on here again? |
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morgan on August 1, 2004 @ 3:44 am |
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you’re a sick fuck |
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Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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Hey i aint Jay&Jay’s sister so you shut yo fat ass, you dirty rotton egg, get the fuck off this site and back to the streets where you belong. |
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Jay&Jay on August 4, 2004 @ 9:03 pm |
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Thay belong in the dumpster!!! |
| From: |
tt on August 11, 2004 @ 11:20 pm |
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that is the nastiest fucking joke. you should be ashamed for even thinking of that joke...what kinda of sick fuckin mind so you have? |
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Jay&Jay on August 16, 2004 @ 5:23 am |
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...and what the fuck was that BeBop? |
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sohni_kuri_1 on September 20, 2004 @ 11:32 pm |
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This is a real terrible joke. i cant believe some people have that low thinking. when u write a joke atleast think about what you are writing. i believe people write joke how ever they are and feel. And please dont ruin the relationship between daughter and father by writing stupid jokes. its so disgusting. |
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Gemma on October 24, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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that is sick, try being one of those kids who do get raped by their parents, you wouldn’t think its funny then, I hope you die you retarded mokey. |
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Kai on November 18, 2004 @ 6:52 pm |
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Thats fuckin sick man! |
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Kai on November 18, 2004 @ 6:56 pm |
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Thats fuckin sick man! |
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Kai on November 18, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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Thats fuckin sick man! |
| From: |
Red on December 20, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
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This person must come from am in bred family. |
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Shahin P. on February 10, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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That’s fuckin sick yo! I want a little gurl now! |
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Tipzy on February 20, 2005 @ 12:45 am |
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that is Disgustin and who ever is like that should burn in the firey pits of hell! Damn them |
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bibi on February 28, 2005 @ 1:29 pm |
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fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck........i dont think its sick i think its sxist ..y couldnt it have been a little boy huh???????????
p.s. ....i love my daddy...... |
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jummy on March 18, 2005 @ 1:25 am |
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yeh it is pritty sik, and fuked up, but its also funi, 2 u ppl who get syko bout it. if ur such a little bitch dont cum on this site... darh!!! now thats fuked!! u kno wat u guys just dont kno wat funi is, and wats with the obsession with ’fuck’ dudes get over it |
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edogg on March 19, 2005 @ 11:47 am |
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sick fucker |
| From: |
mel on April 6, 2005 @ 5:05 pm |
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that is a really sick joke exspecilly at the end. YOu have a dirty mind |
| From: |
alyssa on June 16, 2005 @ 10:44 pm |
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GET HELP YOU SICK FUCK |
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bitch on June 29, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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u are a sick motherfucker i really hope u ant got no kids and i hope u can’t have none cause thats sick
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ThizzOrDie on August 13, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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WTF THIS IS A FUCKIN DIRTY JOKE WEB SITE! CALM THE FUCK DOWN BASTARDS..IF YOU CANT HANDLE IT...GET THE FUCK OUT! |
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carpet eater on August 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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I dont give a fuck who you are..Thats funny..Like ThizzOrDie said....If you cant handle Dirty jokes..Then go back to the fucking childish animal jokes and Dont OPEN the R jokes. I bet you all who bitch isnt even old enough to OPEN it up! |
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jin on August 24, 2005 @ 9:50 am |
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This joke should be removed from the site. It gives you a bad rep. |
| From: |
DUH on August 29, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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U ALL R STUPID!!! ITS JUST A FUCKIN JOKE, TAKE IT EASY |
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Dirty Joke Section on October 11, 2005 @ 3:21 pm |
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A joke, in the "Dirty Jokes" section - dont look if you don’t want to read them, you half-brained retarded monkey fucking coconut feces jugglers. |
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ur moms underwear on October 11, 2005 @ 3:28 pm |
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sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
dre on November 27, 2005 @ 9:25 am |
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bitch thats funny as hell
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Jo`s Baby on January 3, 2006 @ 11:45 am |
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Dude, thats sick and twisted |
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hyphy on April 30, 2006 @ 10:49 am |
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it wasnt even funny, even thought it was hella nasty you shouldve tleast made it funny then ppl wouldnt of said it was sick. |
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David on August 17, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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YOU ARE ONE SICK SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Joke Master on September 12, 2006 @ 3:13 pm |
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This is some crazy shit man. |
| From: |
mar on September 29, 2006 @ 3:29 pm |
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to all those who think this joke is funny you need a shrink |
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