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DUUUUKE!!
Posted by: Shaun on June 5, 2004 @ 1:35 pm
A boy was meeting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy’s chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.
"Duke!" the dad yelled.
"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.
"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was home free so he let everything out at once in a really loud and smelly fart.
"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
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cora on June 9, 2004 @ 11:47 am |
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that was actually laughable. |
| From: |
ritee.. on June 13, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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it wuz veri funii...actualy im talkin bout ur face.. |
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uh huh on June 13, 2004 @ 1:48 pm |
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laughable..i wuz laughin at ur face u dimwit.. |
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SexyMermaidx0x0 on June 14, 2004 @ 5:58 pm |
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omg, that so reminds me of something that my friends dad would actually say. I swear this has to be the funniest one yet. LOL you’re great. If you Have anymore, IM me at SexyMermaidx0x0 im always due for a good laugh!!! |
| From: |
Captain Z on June 15, 2004 @ 9:12 am |
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Q: Do you know why farts stink ? A: So deaf people can enjoy ’em too ! |
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me on July 1, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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frikken hysterical! |
| From: |
J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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Hahaha. That`s one of the funniest jokes I`ve heard so far! |
| From: |
me agai on July 22, 2005 @ 2:59 pm |
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yesssssssssssssss babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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| From: |
FU on August 13, 2005 @ 12:11 pm |
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hard it 20003434 time before. |
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bigpoppae on December 2, 2005 @ 8:12 am |
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Ialmost pissed on me keep on the good work |
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lachicana on March 10, 2006 @ 8:06 pm |
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That was not funny i read it somewhere else
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| From: |
queque on June 7, 2006 @ 4:42 pm |
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if you read it or heard it b4 dont mean you gotta judge FU...nice joke.da boy must have been embarased... |
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