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Cyber Gone Wrong
Posted by: Shaun on June 12, 2004 @ 12:16 pm
This is some funny shit.
Bigbenny02: hi, a/s/l?
kwazyfwies: hiya 18/f/usa u?
Bigbenny02: wow, 18/m/usa
Bigbenny02: want to cyber?
kwazyfwies: yes
kwazyfwies: you start ok?
Bigbenny02: ok then
Bigbenny02: I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens
kwazyfwies: I’m laying on my bed with just my blouse and nikers on
Bigbenny02: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
kwazyfwies: lol, I ask you to come closer
Bigbenny02: I run across the room and jump on top of you...
kwazyfwies: easy big boy
Bigbenny02: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
kwazyfwies: mmmm thats nice
Bigbenny02: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
kwazyfwies: wtf?
Bigbenny02: Surprise! muhahahahahaha, i’m a vampire, and i vant to suck your blood!
kwazyfwies: forget it physco
Bigbenny02: don’t you like it like that babyface?
kwazyfwies: no
Bigbenny02: i was only joking! sorry, let me try again
kwazyfwies: ok
Bigbenny02: I gently caress your tender bottem.
kwazyfwies: I moan softly
Bigbenny02: All of a suden I scream loudly, pull apart your arse cheeks, burry my face in the dingle berry encrusted hair mass, and inhale deeply through my nose
kwazyfwies: you sick fuck
Bigbenny02: you smell bad baby, do you wash?
kwazyfwies: bye looser.
Bigbenny02: sorry, its my bad sense of humor, Most people i say it to find it funny?
kwazyfwies: ...i don’t
Bigbenny02: I turn you over, and pull out my purple headed warrior
kwazyfwies: its not very big
Bigbenny02: you won’t be saying that when it infiltrates your poop tube and rips apart your colon!!!
Bigbenny02: I thrust my pocket rocket at you, and begin humping your leg like a powerful german shepard!
kwazyfwies: don’t talk to me ever again
Bigbenny02: I move my hands down to your black triangle of love, somehow managing to wade through the jungle of pubic hair, i find a pink patch...
Bigbenny02: omg. hidden in the hair is a small penis!
kwazyfwies: i’m reporting you...
Bigbenny02: I squeel like a freshly wounded pig at the sight of it.
Bigbenny02: "so thats your dark secret!" i scream, "you sick twisted bitch!"
Bigbenny02: u run away, into the night, crying, the cold wind whipps your naked flesh, i chase after you
Bigbenny02: i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!"
kwazyfwies: blocked. looza
Bigbenny02: bye sweet stuff
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| From: |
Uhhhhh... on June 16, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
TryMe on June 21, 2004 @ 8:46 pm |
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Why oh why do people like that exist? |
| From: |
richie on June 24, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY |
| From: |
ThexyBeast on June 24, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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o.O w00t |
| From: |
JimbO on June 29, 2004 @ 12:12 am |
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Holy shit that’s funnny! You belong in hollywood, call me! holla! |
| From: |
Ivelz on June 29, 2004 @ 12:19 pm |
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omg!!!! lmao, omg!!!! dats the funniest shit i’ve red, dats like… totaly wired, if i was
confronted by sum1 like dat, i’d kik them where "the sun don’t shine" nd leave with a big
smile on my face!!!!! XD
i’m a bad ass chick mudda fukka nd if ya wan me… com get me BABY!!!!!
xXx |
| From: |
tyler on June 30, 2004 @ 1:33 am |
| Comment: |
damn was that funnay |
| From: |
cube on July 16, 2004 @ 12:20 pm |
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w00t!!! |
| From: |
Boo on July 22, 2004 @ 2:33 pm |
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BOOOOOO!!!!!
BOOOOOO!!!!! |
| From: |
J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 9:21 pm |
| Comment: |
Hahaha! LMFAO! Dat`z sum krazy shit rite there! |
| From: |
The Saint on October 15, 2004 @ 5:27 pm |
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Wicked, you deadly gentleman you! |
| From: |
Cobain_lover on January 11, 2005 @ 6:47 pm |
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i’ve heard shit like that in different versions..this one was the worst one by far |
| From: |
foolmaker on September 23, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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this is hilarious! |
| From: |
haha on April 21, 2006 @ 6:55 am |
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this is fucking hilarious. |
| From: |
mike on April 30, 2006 @ 10:48 am |
| Comment: |
fucken funny ass shit |
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