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mayo madness
Posted by: hottttttttttt on June 13, 2004 @ 2:11 pm

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der wuz an old man who had 3 daughters. he told hiz 3 daughters to bring theri boifrends wif them on da campin trip. at nite the old man gave em each their own tent. in da middle of da nite he went to chek on wuts goin on. he listens in the firs tent and hear whisperin. he goes to da next tent and hears laughter. he finally goes to the las tent and hears nuttin. in da mornin he asked da first daughter, why did i hear whisperin? n she like ma borfren was tellin me a secret. he asked the second daughter, why did i hear laughter? n she replies ma boifren wus tellin me a joke. he asks the last daughter, why didnt i hear n e thing? she replies my mom taught me never to talk wif ma mouth full!!!!


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From: Monkeyman on June 17, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: U have the right to remain silent....That was sooo ractist and innapropriate

From: girl on June 20, 2004 @ 12:46 pm
Comment: USE REAL WORDS!!!! >:-0

From: tonya on June 20, 2004 @ 8:04 pm
Comment: i loved the joke it was funny as hell. As for the first comment, fuck it, he or she is a bastard or bitch

From: Gerdie on June 23, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
Comment: How the fuck is dat joke racist!?!?! It totaly rocks!!!!!!

From: rammin it along on June 26, 2004 @ 5:10 pm
Comment: how is that racist??????dumb piece of shit , do uss all a favor and blow your brains out!!!!

From: high tym on June 26, 2004 @ 6:15 pm
Comment: EASTSIDE rules c’s up anyone disagree u talk to me

From: jen on June 28, 2004 @ 11:46 am
Comment: hey thats hillarious..........and next time make some real words cuz im slow and cant read real fast! bye

From: J-Kwon on June 28, 2004 @ 1:29 pm
Comment: I agree with the first guy who posted...although i think it sounds more like a white guy posin

From: cube on June 28, 2004 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: From: Monkeyman on June 17, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: U have the right to remain silent....That was sooo ractist and innapropriate

what the fuck nigga? im black as midnight and didnt think that was racist you sensitive pussy. Did R kelly tell you that after the gang bang?

From: Number_two on June 28, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: i dont see how ppl think thats racist but whatever... ive heard that joke many different ways now and it still kills me...

From: crackhead on July 1, 2004 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: can you fucking spell you dumbfuck

From: Bex on July 2, 2004 @ 2:39 am
Comment: my god are you all thick he was saying the first post was racist! dumb fucks!!!

From: cube on July 15, 2004 @ 2:29 pm
Comment: From: Bex on July 2, 2004 @ 2:39 am
Comment: my god are you all thick he was saying the first post was racist! dumb fucks!!!

thats two of us that isnt retarded

From: somebody on July 22, 2004 @ 2:31 pm
Comment: make that 3 of us that isn’t retarded

From: somebody on July 23, 2004 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: Sounds like something Jay&Jay would say

From: Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: Sombody=nobody

From: Jay&Jay on July 26, 2004 @ 12:26 am
Comment: Yeah you loco

From: loco on July 27, 2004 @ 1:22 am
Comment: Man, you got me there.

From: J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: The first dude needs to shut his mouth. Fukin racist. Go suck a dick. I`m sho yo real good at dat.

From: Just read it, fast on July 30, 2004 @ 12:17 pm
Comment: If you just read it and do it fast, all the words come together just fine. I dont like reading like that, but it does work!!!

From: Dawn on February 2, 2005 @ 10:06 am
Comment: hahahha u’s are all weird!! learn to spell people!!

From: angelfromhawaii on February 25, 2006 @ 10:56 am
Comment: this joke was stupid as hell and old too

   
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