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A Teenager @ the Mall
Posted by: BeBop on June 16, 2004 @ 3:24 pm
One day there was a teenage punk-rock boy who decided to go to the local shopping mall. He had just about the craziest hair-do you could imagine. His hair was spiked into chunks all over his head, and each spike of hair was dyed a different color. Some were green, some were red, some yellow, some purple, ect. Well he sat down on a bench next to this old man, waiting for his friends to show up. Every time the boy looked back at this old man, he was staring at him. The boy grew angry, because this old man had such a staring problem. So the boy stood up and said to the old man: "What’s the matter, old man, huh? Never seen anybody do anything wild and crazy in their lives?"
And the old man says: "Well actually, many years back, I got drunk, had sex with a parrott and I was wondering if you might be my son." |
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Laughsalot on June 20, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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Great joke |
| From: |
fritz on June 21, 2004 @ 5:23 pm |
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jokes like these are ruining the website custard pants. |
| From: |
Maryar on June 23, 2004 @ 1:06 pm |
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yeah ! good one ! |
| From: |
Hp#4 on June 23, 2004 @ 4:38 pm |
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this joke was not really funny but made sence not bad |
| From: |
Gerdie on June 23, 2004 @ 7:36 pm |
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AWESOME! |
| From: |
richie on June 24, 2004 @ 1:28 pm |
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that was a funny one! |
| From: |
Mr Hair on June 26, 2004 @ 9:33 am |
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Quiet good |
| From: |
wei? on June 29, 2004 @ 8:40 am |
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komo good one.... |
| From: |
joke man on June 29, 2004 @ 12:39 pm |
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it good fritz shut your big ass mouth
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durrtymouth on July 8, 2004 @ 2:08 pm |
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the only funny part was the man humping a parrot imagine that lmfao |
| From: |
WB Frog on July 9, 2004 @ 10:58 pm |
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this joke has already been posted |
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borolad on July 20, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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i loved it |
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borolad on July 20, 2004 @ 3:48 pm |
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i loved it |
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somebody on July 22, 2004 @ 2:28 pm |
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i loved your mom |
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r on July 23, 2004 @ 12:28 am |
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r |
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somebody on July 23, 2004 @ 3:31 pm |
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where’s my nigga cube at? |
| From: |
shaun on July 25, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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jay do you follow somebody whenever he comments on a joke? Looks like you want to get close to him. |
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Jay&Jay on July 28, 2004 @ 11:44 am |
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Shaun you fallow me too fucker!!!
But yeah put some more of that cyber shit up though!!! |
| From: |
loco on July 29, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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I think you want Shaun to follow you, don’t you?
Sucks to have no friends doesn’t it? |
| From: |
Mike Tyson on July 31, 2004 @ 12:45 pm |
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i know what that feels like |
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Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 10:29 pm |
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YEah i know a few peple on this site that like home boy Jay but you others that just try and hang with the gang well im sorry it aint a gang. Maybe you should look at the real talent and stop backing up the loco and cube becuase there are more people to back them up. Cause just jay and i could make a bigger group than 10 of you.. |
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loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:58 pm |
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shut up already, nobody cares what you have to say |
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Talia on August 3, 2004 @ 12:57 am |
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yo you
Shut your lips already, stop the earthquake and and move away.
Couldnt do it could you, your legs are constantly spread, when the rain comes everyone has to lock themselves in a waterproof shed so that they dont get covered in yo dick cheese and you cant stop no earthquake your fatness wont let you.
Oh what a pity.
DONT TEASE THIS POOR GUY COME ON HE RUNS A HARD LIFE. HOW SAD |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 2:13 am |
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That was awsome Talia hahaha!!! |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 2:14 am |
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And that thing about just me and you is a bigger gang that 10 of them was soo true too!!! |
| From: |
Talia on August 3, 2004 @ 2:35 am |
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Yeah it was, so where you from Jay |
| From: |
loco on August 3, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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Pathetic!!! You don’t have anyone on your side. Quit lying. You ain’t got shit. |
| From: |
Talia on August 3, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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Yeah i do have shit, its up my ass where it belongs.
Unlike yours which is up yo mammas pussy. |
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Dazd on May 8, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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LMAO That was good! |
| From: |
ishnad on August 9, 2005 @ 11:53 am |
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that was hilarios i’m shitting and pissing myself now |
| From: |
ria qistina on February 13, 2006 @ 7:01 am |
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not so bad joke.. |
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