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Eminem and Britney
Posted by: KillerDreaming on June 20, 2004 @ 10:42 am
What’s the same about Eminem and Britney Spears?
Both their music sucks, Neither of them has a dick, They both fucked Justin Timberlake, The only difference is, Britney Spears didnt get pregnant.. |
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Savage on June 24, 2004 @ 5:52 pm |
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fucked up joke |
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jokemaster on June 25, 2004 @ 1:19 pm |
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killerdreaming you are a big massive wanker |
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KillerDreaming on June 25, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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it’s a string of insults but there isn’t a joke involved |
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Kenny on June 26, 2004 @ 12:17 am |
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this is the stupidest thing ive ever read what part of that is suposed to be funny? |
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cube on June 26, 2004 @ 2:41 am |
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Im mad. does killer mean pussy and bad joke teller? |
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uhoh on June 26, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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yeah there is no joke and that was the stupidis fuckin clown ever! and your the pussy if you eva really saw eminem i bet money that you wouldnt say that to him!!! PuSSy!
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heather on June 26, 2004 @ 10:44 pm |
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that joke was sofunny ihad sent it to all my friends |
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Wodda on June 27, 2004 @ 2:03 pm |
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For that to be labelled a joke is joker-blasphemy. Fucking shit FULL STOP. Get a fucking education KillerDreaming you knob. Nuff said. Move on people, and get on with your lifes. Nothing to see here. |
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Me on June 27, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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I’m all for dissing Eminem, personally I think Nirvana is much better. But when its on a joke site, it doesn’t fit |
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TrixR4kids on June 28, 2004 @ 1:38 am |
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that was so stupid, I am speechless |
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BJ on June 28, 2004 @ 12:06 pm |
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DAT WAS A STUPID AS WAT EVER U WANNA CALL IT |
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Number_two on June 28, 2004 @ 8:47 pm |
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i didnt get it... where is the funny part? that sucked |
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DeeRific on June 29, 2004 @ 8:25 pm |
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that was fucked up!! wt the fuck was that all about?! man thats joke should be in the hall of fame for WORST jokes EVER told!!!!! that made no sence...wheres the funny part? were we supposed to laugh? |
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its so funny on June 30, 2004 @ 9:25 am |
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Thats fukin great they all suck |
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brooke on June 30, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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ummm this joke really suckss... i love eminem,.... and it made no sense at all.. i think it didnt make sense cause you didnt kno what you were talking about... and how is that supposed to insult eminem... yeah ok.... what ever... grow up and get a life... that was soooooo dimb |
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Lilyin june 30 2004 on July 1, 2004 @ 2:03 am |
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The comments for this joke were funnyer than the joke! |
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sugah_hunny on July 2, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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YO DUNT BE HATTIN EMINEM HE AINT NEVA DONE U SHIT AND THIS JOKE SUCKED I THINK U NEED SOME BETTER MATERIAL DONT POST SHIT LIKE EVER AGAIN THERE ARE FANS OUT HERE
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cube on July 5, 2004 @ 12:04 am |
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em will come back and murder you bitch |
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jay&jay on July 6, 2004 @ 5:46 am |
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cube you a dumbfuck just to let ya know i will come and kill you motha fuckas |
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durrtymouth on July 8, 2004 @ 2:04 pm |
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cube i’ve seen a dead person in my life. yo mama dead on my bed |
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Jay&Jay on July 9, 2004 @ 4:44 am |
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correction i have seen 3 people shot right in front of my fuckin eyes so you are wrong and thats part of the reason i dont give a fuck no mo |
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cube on July 13, 2004 @ 12:48 pm |
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and you cryed like a bitch |
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Jay&Jay on July 14, 2004 @ 4:56 am |
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I did? |
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borolad on July 20, 2004 @ 3:46 pm |
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go sit in the corner and dont turn round |
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chris on July 21, 2004 @ 8:35 am |
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was i supposed to laugh? |
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Molly on July 21, 2004 @ 12:04 pm |
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Wow...to make a joke this fucking stupid...eminem has more balls than you’ll ever have, asshole |
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Eminem on July 22, 2004 @ 2:26 pm |
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I’m a little bitch who wants to be black
What?!!?!?!
What?!!!!! |
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vato loco/somebody on July 23, 2004 @ 3:29 pm |
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Jay&Jay’s a little bitch who want’s to be accepted.
What?!!!!!?!!
Who?!!!!!!?
JAY&JAY!!!! |
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shaun on July 25, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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haha good one vato loco. No one likes him here. |
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morgan on August 1, 2004 @ 3:32 am |
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KillerDreaming aren’t you the one that fucked Justin Timberlake? |
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Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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Hey you must be so fucking jealous of Eminem to be dissing him, Eminem has so more balls than anyone i know and he is tha bomb, so dont noone be dissin him.
No sense
No use
I say scrap it |
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killa on August 2, 2004 @ 2:54 am |
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I say we scrap you, worthless bitch. |
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Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 4:22 am |
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Big words once again, cant you think of anything more original, now come on you mustve grown up with some sort of education the world doesnt revolve around the education youve been given.
Your used to the term crap arent you, yeah you learnt one thing though, to add s to the end of a word, but hey wrong end babe. |
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loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:55 pm |
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You’re fucking dumb Talia. Just shut up. Nobody likes you either. |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 2:01 am |
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Correct words there Talia Loco has no friends unless its him usng a differant name that is!!! |
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loco on August 3, 2004 @ 3:25 pm |
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The only other name I ever used was somebody. Thats it. Nuff said. |
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Talia on August 3, 2004 @ 10:09 pm |
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Whatever, we’ll just go along with you toddler |
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wasim on August 10, 2004 @ 12:53 pm |
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how do u now if he has a dick or not
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Talia on August 11, 2004 @ 3:05 am |
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How do we know if you belong on this website or not. Answer: You dont.
so just fuckoff and rid yourself away dickfuck. |
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loco on August 14, 2004 @ 4:44 pm |
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Talia, can I bone you? |
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steph on August 15, 2004 @ 5:38 am |
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if u dont like eminem well fuck u assholes hes the best fuckin rapper ever |
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Talia on August 17, 2004 @ 11:56 pm |
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Na |
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Jay&Jay on August 18, 2004 @ 1:06 am |
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Talia what about me? |
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Shadia on August 18, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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that was the stupidest fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life |
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me on August 18, 2004 @ 1:54 am |
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wow... u guys really need to grow up. ur actin like lil kids. dont bitch at eachotha over a stupid ass joke that doesnt even make sense! |
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Talia on August 19, 2004 @ 10:18 pm |
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of course you can hubby |
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Jay&Jay on August 25, 2004 @ 4:36 am |
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Kick fuckin ass |
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Talia on August 26, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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Yep |
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the funny girl on September 4, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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i love it!
i hate eminem!! |
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the funny girl on September 4, 2004 @ 8:02 pm |
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i love it!
i hate eminem!! |
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Jay&Jay on September 5, 2004 @ 3:53 am |
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If you don’t like EminEm then fuck you too!!! |
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Talia on September 5, 2004 @ 11:56 pm |
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yer fuck you too bitch! |
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eminem rules on September 14, 2004 @ 12:14 pm |
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man.... u are a asshole eminem rules i think u confuse EMiNEM with u
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ufhfv on September 27, 2004 @ 5:17 am |
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The future of this planet is going to be very sad |
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KillerDreaming on November 1, 2004 @ 7:23 pm |
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It’s funny at how easy it is to piss off everybody just by thinking up a stupid "joke" in less then 15 seconds, You people are so easy.. You can go and feel stupid now for making my day.. :) |
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ndn on December 15, 2004 @ 7:52 am |
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fuck u damaged fucker |
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Shedee on February 2, 2005 @ 11:56 am |
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Eminem te amo tento da hacer miedo tenes un cazzo bellissimo ti scopereri tutti i giorni!!!!!!!!!!!
By nini |
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Eminem's babe on February 9, 2005 @ 3:27 pm |
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wtf??? thats not funny at all were’s the joke
i dont see one all i see is a bunch of shit |
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Eminem's bitch on February 23, 2005 @ 4:40 am |
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Eminem is sooooooooooo much better than slutney! |
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kim_1174 on March 2, 2005 @ 4:18 pm |
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Fucked up joke,ur a fuckin asshole |
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??? on March 3, 2005 @ 11:47 pm |
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how can u dis someone who is better lookin thatn u, has more money than u, and can rap a hell of a lot better than u |
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wish i had as much t on April 1, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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wish i had as much spare time as you lot. And some of you , learn to spell before you throw your opinons all around the place, you sound stupid... like’ YO DUNT BE HATTIN EMINEM HE AINT NEVA DONE U SHIT AND THIS JOKE SUCKED I THINK U NEED SOME BETTER MATERIAL DONT POST SHIT LIKE EVER AGAIN THERE ARE FANS OUT HERE ’ hahahahah, damn rednecks! |
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peeker on April 1, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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come on guys, theres gotta be more to do that to post repetative messages about a lame ’joke’ thats obviously eaten you all up inside , enough to make you come back for more. And some of you, learn to spell please, before posting your crazy opinions! check this out! "YO DUNT BE HATTIN EMINEM HE AINT NEVA DONE U SHIT " hahahaha, damn rednecks!" |
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W/E on April 28, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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WTF U HATIN ON MY EM?!? WTF HE EVER DO TO U DON’T U KNOW THERE ARE FANS HERE! FUKER! U SUK SHIT MAN SCREW U EM’S ON TOP THRU IT ALL FUKER |
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Dazd on May 8, 2005 @ 4:02 am |
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I think Eminem and Brittany Spears both suck too but that had to be the lamest joke I have ever read. In fact I think I lost a few brian cells reading it. |
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Moon on September 2, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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shes pregenet now so ur joke sucks
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edy on September 11, 2005 @ 11:24 am |
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yo you dont know what the fuck your talkin about you cant just try to make up stuff about eminem and think its funny so get a fuckin life |
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rudeboi on September 25, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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em you da man i wid you all the way scree this heartless bastards and kill them all ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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wise gay on September 25, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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eminem aint you cummin back to bed we got more bumin to do honey i love you trever |
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EMINEMS LOVER on November 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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SOME PPL DONT APPRECIATE GOOD MUSIC : |
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desma on January 19, 2006 @ 11:06 am |
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that shit is fucked up cuz eminem is sexy and he has good music
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KillerDreaming on February 25, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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Eminem sucks, kthxbai. :) |
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coop on May 11, 2006 @ 10:43 am |
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that was a big bag of stupid |
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