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Blowing Chunks
Posted by: Shaun on June 21, 2004 @ 2:55 pm

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These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ’’Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.’’
The second guy said, ’’Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.’’
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.’’
Then the first guy said, ’’No -- you guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!"


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From: bob on june 30,2004 on June 30, 2004 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: this is wicked ass funny...... no i mean wicked fuckin funny

From: bob on June 30, 2004 @ 11:59 pm
Comment: this is wicked ass funny.......... i mean wicked fuckin funny

From: bob on July 1, 2004 @ 12:46 am
Comment: this is the most fuckin funny joke on this website i cant get over how funny it is i couldnt help but writing another comment get more jokes like this and soon

From: bob on July 1, 2004 @ 12:46 am
Comment: this is the most fuckin funny joke on this website i cant get over how funny it is i couldnt help but writing another comment get more jokes like this and soon

From: SAM on July 5, 2004 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: *yawn* that was dumb as fuck

From: nobody on July 22, 2004 @ 2:22 pm
Comment: like bob’s mom

From: somebody on July 23, 2004 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: NO. Like Jay&Jay’s mom.......and dad.......... and his grandmother..........

From: Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 11:34 pm
Comment: Ohh loco you really had to think after mom..........and dad......and man you fuckin stupid

From: Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 10:07 pm
Comment: The joke was ok but i think Loco needs to put the tweezers and pepper spray back up his mommas pussy to help out in bed.

From: loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: Awww shit.....you guys are hilarious. Keep up the good work.

From: Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 9:59 pm
Comment: Thankyou reject.

From: Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 1:55 am
Comment: Speakin of tweezers keep them in your mamma’s pussy so you dont lose them next time you need to take a piss Loco!!!

From: Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 1:56 am
Comment: shit dont forgett the magnifyin glass eather!!!

From: loco on August 3, 2004 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: It’s always nice to see Jay&Jay make new friends, even if they’re worthless and can’t flow.

From: talia on August 3, 2004 @ 10:07 pm
Comment: And wheres your flow, hmmmmmmm let me think,

back up yo mammas pussy,

From: johndo on August 27, 2004 @ 1:47 am
Comment: hmmmmmmmm sumtimes the coments are funnire then the jokes

From: Whatever! on September 6, 2004 @ 9:24 pm
Comment: haha talias funny

From: dick on December 23, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: this was the worst joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: im a fuk head on February 4, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: this is a shitr joke my granny says betta ones

From: dan on February 10, 2005 @ 9:58 am
Comment: this site is shit gsghgshfgwdeg dsjkbxjhgsduyhjkzjhdioausidhxjciksdojfiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

From: loco on June 19, 2005 @ 4:06 am
Comment: do i suck dicks for free? pfft.

From: Kodester on August 3, 2005 @ 2:50 pm
Comment: man fuck this is so fucking funny i litterly pised my pants! lol!

From: Crazyman on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg im gonna tell this one to everybody I know

   
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