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Blowing Chunks
Posted by: Shaun on June 21, 2004 @ 2:55 pm
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ’’Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.’’
The second guy said, ’’Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.’’
The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.’’
Then the first guy said, ’’No -- you guys don’t understand! Chunks is my dog!"
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bob on june 30,2004 on June 30, 2004 @ 11:58 pm |
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this is wicked ass funny...... no i mean wicked fuckin funny |
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bob on June 30, 2004 @ 11:59 pm |
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this is wicked ass funny.......... i mean wicked fuckin funny |
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bob on July 1, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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this is the most fuckin funny joke on this website i cant get over how funny it is i couldnt help but writing another comment get more jokes like this and soon
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bob on July 1, 2004 @ 12:46 am |
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this is the most fuckin funny joke on this website i cant get over how funny it is i couldnt help but writing another comment get more jokes like this and soon
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SAM on July 5, 2004 @ 11:36 pm |
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*yawn* that was dumb as fuck |
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nobody on July 22, 2004 @ 2:22 pm |
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like bob’s mom |
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somebody on July 23, 2004 @ 3:28 pm |
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NO. Like Jay&Jay’s mom.......and dad.......... and his grandmother.......... |
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Jay&Jay on July 23, 2004 @ 11:34 pm |
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Ohh loco you really had to think after mom..........and dad......and man you fuckin stupid |
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Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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The joke was ok but i think Loco needs to put the tweezers and pepper spray back up his mommas pussy to help out in bed. |
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loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:54 pm |
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Awww shit.....you guys are hilarious. Keep up the good work. |
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Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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Thankyou reject. |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 1:55 am |
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Speakin of tweezers keep them in your mamma’s pussy so you dont lose them next time you need to take a piss Loco!!! |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 1:56 am |
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shit dont forgett the magnifyin glass eather!!! |
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loco on August 3, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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It’s always nice to see Jay&Jay make new friends, even if they’re worthless and can’t flow. |
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talia on August 3, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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And wheres your flow, hmmmmmmm let me think,
back up yo mammas pussy, |
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johndo on August 27, 2004 @ 1:47 am |
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hmmmmmmmm sumtimes the coments are funnire then the jokes
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Whatever! on September 6, 2004 @ 9:24 pm |
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haha talias funny |
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dick on December 23, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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this was the worst joke ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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im a fuk head on February 4, 2005 @ 3:46 pm |
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this is a shitr joke my granny says betta ones |
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dan on February 10, 2005 @ 9:58 am |
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loco on June 19, 2005 @ 4:06 am |
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do i suck dicks for free? pfft. |
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Kodester on August 3, 2005 @ 2:50 pm |
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man fuck this is so fucking funny i litterly pised my pants! lol! |
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Crazyman on October 2, 2005 @ 12:27 am |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg im gonna tell this one to everybody I know |
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