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Warning!
Posted by: Take a wild guess on June 22, 2004 @ 0:01 am
WARNING: Snow White has just been kicked out of Disneyland, for Straddling over pinoccios face screaming LIE LITTLE FUCKER LIE!!
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.""Oh Lord""
This man came home from work and found his little girl crying in the driveway. So he says "whats wrong honey". She says "daddy, we almost lost mommy today". She said "I walked in the bedroom and there was mommy laying on the bed screaming Oh Lord I’m cummin...Oh Lord I’m cummin". She said "daddy, if it hadn’t been for the mailman on top of her holding her down, I believe we would have lost her!!!!" |
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| From: |
shaun on June 29, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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that last joke was a ripoff of a little johnny joke. you told it wrong. |
| From: |
mikedun on July 1, 2004 @ 2:31 am |
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here’s your card
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Crystal on July 15, 2004 @ 2:44 pm |
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That was an okay joke. it would ahve been alot better if either somone else told it or you phrasd it differently!! |
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SHIT!!! on July 22, 2004 @ 2:21 pm |
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Shitty!!!! |
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jester boi on July 27, 2004 @ 8:41 am |
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u suck bad
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marble on October 30, 2004 @ 2:13 pm |
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STUPID |
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zombie on November 11, 2005 @ 11:45 pm |
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.. oh lord were all goin to hell .. |
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UltimateX on September 12, 2006 @ 3:13 pm |
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hahahahahaha not really fun its plainly stupid |
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