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Poetry Sh*t
Posted by: Cube on June 30, 2004 @ 6:30 pm
Sex is fun,
Sex is a game,
1 night of passion,
9 months of pain,
Fathers an asshole,
Babies a git,
and all because the fucking condom split!!!
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peter dragon on July 1, 2004 @ 10:16 pm |
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Q: Do you know how you re -use a condom ??? A: Turn it upside down & shake the F**K out of it . |
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Jay&Jay on July 6, 2004 @ 5:14 am |
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Cubes a slut |
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Jay&Jay on July 6, 2004 @ 5:26 am |
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Cubes a slut his rhimes are weak and his sister sleeps around 7 times a week while he stays home and beats hias meat and tweaks and his fathers a freak watchin cube in his room spankin his tube and takes a broomstick of the broom...he thinks he can write rhimes 5o times with zero lines...and Peter dragon only you would re-use a condom because you way to fuckin broke to go buy one wich proves you are dumb where did you say you were from?was it jacksonvill just like your husband niel.ok this was fun and i hate to tell you this but im done.
Jay&Jay |
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mark on July 7, 2004 @ 4:57 pm |
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ur a lil competition
but ur rhymes suck y dont u just listen
but look at urselve kid ur just as white
need more ryhmes?~better ask someone for anotha website
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Jay&Jay on July 9, 2004 @ 2:04 am |
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For the fucker named burn on you ill kill your family,cube,and you too.
Your rhimes suck and im straight so you wont get to my butt and your outta luck because im already ahead of you and your slut sisster too.(damn)you got a few screws loose in your head and only my bitches can give me head
not some two and a half cent hooker that you always see in the mirror plus i’ve already murdered the future,now remember back when you were 27 in your 7th grade class all the girls would get somone to kick your ass and by the way just the first line of my first rhime was better than yours from your first and last line now im gone so tell me when your lyrics become the bomb.
Jay&Jay |
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shaun on July 9, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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jay shut the fuck up already. your lyrics are fucking retarded. listen to yourself for god sake. youre not gonna kill anybody so quit actin tough. how fuckin old are you. grow the fuck up and get some hair on those nuts you pussy. slap you up with a brick to make you shut up |
| From: |
sexy lady on July 10, 2004 @ 1:11 pm |
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i loved ures jay&jay there proper bangin boy ring me on 07979767155 |
| From: |
sexier lady on July 10, 2004 @ 1:26 pm |
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That was great! The comment was better than the joke! lol!
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| From: |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on July 11, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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nice joke
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| From: |
nichole69 on July 12, 2004 @ 4:51 pm |
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it goes sex is fun sex is a game one min of passion 9 months of pain baby a bastered fathers wit a skanky bitch all cause the fuckin condom sliped |
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hey hey on July 12, 2004 @ 8:20 pm |
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funnnnnnnnnny |
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S.A.M. on July 15, 2004 @ 3:37 am |
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Last time I checked this
Before Jay&Jay wrecked it
The comments were for posts
Not your half assed boasts
On how you all can rhyme
I’ve seen this all the time
So stop the insults
And return to your results |
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Hedder on July 16, 2004 @ 2:17 am |
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amen, s.a.m. |
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peter dragon on July 16, 2004 @ 10:37 am |
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EXACTLY. Well put S.A.M. !!! For a supposed jokster & partier - he’s a sour sunavabiotch!! |
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J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 5:07 am |
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WUT....THA...FUCK....Damn, sum peepz really shudn`t be rhymin. Those hafta be the worst lines I`ve ever heard in my life...seriously. Stop bein all big headed n tryna rhyme. Sum of u guys fukin suck ass!!!!!!!!!!! U guys make rap look bad. |
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loco on July 29, 2004 @ 2:51 pm |
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Especially Jay&Jay. |
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Talia on July 29, 2004 @ 10:48 pm |
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Hey for starters you wouldnt know how to write a ryhme if it bit you on hte ass, cube, loco, sam and burn. Get a fucken life stop sleeping with your fathers and grow up. Jay & JAys lines rock adn yours are just lame ass one liners that arent even rhyming. |
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loco on July 30, 2004 @ 4:41 am |
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Hey Talia, you must like taking the little bitch side because nobody in here likes him except you. You might want to get some new friends if you’re capable. |
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Cube on July 30, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
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Comment: Cubes a slut his rhimes are weak and his sister sleeps around 7 times a week while he stays home and beats hias meat and tweaks and his fathers a freak watchin cube in his room spankin his tube and takes a broomstick of the broom...he thinks he can write rhimes 5o times with zero lines...and Peter dragon only you would re-use a condom because you way to fuckin broke to go buy one wich proves you are dumb where did you say you were from?was it jacksonvill just like your husband niel.ok this was fun and i hate to tell you this but im done.
Jay&Jay
that rocked? Quit smoking crack bitch and you’’ll come to your senses. |
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killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:07 pm |
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I want to here Talia rhyme. |
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killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:08 pm |
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I want to hear Talia rhyme. |
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morgan on August 1, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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tooooo harsh, not funny, you are sad and sick |
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Jay&Jay on August 1, 2004 @ 7:19 am |
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Killa Talia doesnt need to rhime because from all the sides here she takes mine
Cube go do some more cpc, you in a coffin is all we can see
And now Loco needs to find friends and maybe you’ll come to you’r lense
I would give all you my E-mail but on the essay test you all failed
What are you ganna do when i come and kidnapp you
And put a can of gas on you and light your bitch ass with a match
So you can end up like me and all this shit everyone can believe
And the fire wasnt even my fualt we were just huffin gas and i got cought
And then i quit the gas huffin and i am done so Loco quit bluffun!!! |
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Jay&Jay on August 1, 2004 @ 7:20 am |
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And that was me drunk so Loco you can go fuck another skunk!!! |
| From: |
killa on August 2, 2004 @ 2:48 am |
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I didn’t say I wanted to hear a shitty rhyme. |
| From: |
loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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you should know. He’s your big brother who gives it to you in the ass. |
| From: |
loco on August 2, 2004 @ 5:50 pm |
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PS: where are you from Talia? |
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Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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PS: Where is yo mamma from Loco. |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 1:24 am |
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Well right now she is diggin in Loco’s ass hole lickin that shit clean...Just give me your E-Mail Talia and we will start from there!!! |
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bianca on August 3, 2004 @ 11:58 am |
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damn all i gotta say is grow up peeps and let ppl spin der shit |
| From: |
loco on August 3, 2004 @ 12:21 pm |
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Trust me, nobody cares about you or Jay&Jay. I don’t think anyone will send either of you a message. |
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Talia on August 3, 2004 @ 9:37 pm |
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Yeah youll be surprised wannabe. |
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Cube on August 4, 2004 @ 12:09 pm |
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What the fuck is this the troll love connection? JAy no one fucking cares if youre drunk, grow up for god sake. You dont need to brag about "rapping" when youre wasted. |
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Jay&Jay on August 4, 2004 @ 3:20 pm |
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I was provin a point Cube my rhimes are better than yours when i am baked or waisted and you sobre...got it Talia |
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Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 8:44 pm |
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What you mean, got it talia |
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ponderous on August 5, 2004 @ 11:24 am |
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Well, I’ve read page after page of this WORTHLESS shit just to get a snapshot of who you people are, WOW ! Stop the bad acting/ CUT !!! Unimaginitive, boring drivel. Put some THOUGHT into your replies. Cube, not bad actually. Loco, a work in progress. Jay & Jay , that spoiled,rotten vastly immature shit is flat ass annoying whining - lose it, come up with something better. Talia, totally expendable character, not believable abit - what are you man or beast ? Certainly not a woman. OK people, let’s do this right or not at all - aaaannnnnnnnnddddddd...........ACTION!!!! |
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Talia on August 5, 2004 @ 9:22 pm |
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Fuck off, it clearly seems to me that here we go again, loco, cube, or one of them.
no need to be fake loco, just get a fucken life and stop your shit cause we here dont wanna hear it. |
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really ponderous on August 6, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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OK’ Maybe Cube decided this was’nt his game & is giving you guys the 1-finger salute. Loco, kinda rattled-still hangin’ in there & managing to still post jokes-alright. Jay & Jay, (YAWN)Ya’ got nuthin’ -punk. Like a kid hangin’ out a passing car window yelling obscenities - people turn & say: "What the fuck is HIS problem" & move on. Talia , lemme tell ya," CAN" Jay. Really. You are "edumacated "?? From what? That Fisher-Price mobile you got hangin’ over your BED??? I bet your parents cringe & wince everytime they here THAT !!! Oh, well, from the top people...let’s go. |
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really ponderous on August 6, 2004 @ 12:10 pm |
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OK’ Maybe Cube decided this was’nt his game & is giving you guys the 1-finger salute. Loco, kinda rattled-still hangin’ in there & managing to still post jokes-alright. Jay & Jay, (YAWN)Ya’ got nuthin’ -punk. Like a kid hangin’ out a passing car window yelling obscenities - people turn & say: "What the fuck is HIS problem" & move on. Talia , lemme tell ya," CAN" Jay. Really. You are "edumacated "?? From what? That Fisher-Price mobile you got hangin’ over your BED??? I bet your parents cringe & wince everytime they here THAT !!! Oh, well, from the top people...let’s go. |
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Monkeyman on August 12, 2004 @ 12:07 am |
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Look, all of u suk and cant rap worth a dime
If u wanna kno the truth, u need to re write all ur rhymes
Cuz readin all yalls stuff is jus a waste of time.
And if anyones raps shud be posted...they shud be mine
Now u thought it was over...but punks think again
Ull be seein more of me, but ill never tell u when
Until nex time all u wak, weak@$$ , wankstas
This is the anthem for all yall fakin gankstas |
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Talia on August 13, 2004 @ 4:58 am |
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Hey dont start on me |
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loco on August 14, 2004 @ 4:39 pm |
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can I start on you?
and then finish you? |
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Talia on August 17, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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HAHA just try it |
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Jay&Jay on August 18, 2004 @ 12:58 am |
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O.k. who here has the best rhimes?
#1maybe Talia
#2Mark had a good start but should have kept goin
#3Burn?Sounds like a crackhead
#4S.A.M. ummm no
#5Jay&Jay not too bad
#6Monkeyman pretty good for an 11 year old
Fuck i dont know Loco why not you put one up and Cube dont even bother!!! |
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loco on August 18, 2004 @ 1:09 am |
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Talia, when you gonna let me hit that shit? |
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Talia on August 19, 2004 @ 10:21 pm |
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When yo mamma gets off me |
| From: |
loco on August 20, 2004 @ 12:55 pm |
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When my momma gets off you?
You like fucking momma’s? |
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Jay&Jay on August 20, 2004 @ 11:54 pm |
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I wouldn’t have said that Talia!!! |
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Cube on September 9, 2004 @ 3:26 pm |
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From: Jay&Jay on August 18, 2004 @ 12:58 am
Comment: O.k. who here has the best rhimes?
#1maybe Talia
#2Mark had a good start but should have kept goin
#3Burn?Sounds like a crackhead
#4S.A.M. ummm no
#5Jay&Jay not too bad
#6Monkeyman pretty good for an 11 year old
Fuck i dont know Loco why not you put one up and Cube dont even bother!!!
this is why you dont drink battery acid. You see what its done to this useless man whore.
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ronnie on June 10, 2005 @ 11:17 pm |
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hey all you mo fos slop on my knob like corn on the cope cheack in with me and do your job ill call the boys and well run a train i slap you once and youll be in pain you no you cant spit no game all you do is sit around dreamin about babes while im at home suckin on nipples and rockin the bed ps fuck you bitches peace
out
screen name stlballer54 |
| From: |
rahul on July 3, 2005 @ 2:19 am |
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why are the man fucking to girl
to backside position |
| From: |
playa on December 4, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
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hey what’s up loco? |
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D@NNi on December 7, 2005 @ 11:28 am |
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jay&jay ur rap iz ace i am really into rap and i love g-unit and ur rap is definitely better than cubes and loco wot the fuck hunni?? n tally and jay&jay have definitely got it goin on , Talia babe stop playin hard to get and give him your email sugar! |
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Diamond on August 17, 2006 @ 10:56 am |
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You all are stupid and can’t rap because if you could you would have made a got damn video by now!Anywayz,I liked the joke. |
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