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Autopsy
Posted by: Shaun on July 1, 2004 @ 1:39 am
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man’s anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes’ silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse’s anus, but I licked my index finger?"
After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.
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Aaron Moreno on July 8, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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That shit was hella funny |
| From: |
mez on July 8, 2004 @ 2:42 pm |
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i’m first! yay! that was nasty and funty! |
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Cube on July 9, 2004 @ 1:04 am |
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Tricked out, kicked out get her on gone
Cube on the motherfucking microphone
Heey, what’s up I came to pimp
Fur hats and fur clothes, and a razor tim
Biiiiatch, I got it made
Just pick one of my hoes, and I got it leid
You never heard as many bitches so fast and frequent
Can I get the ends, bitch delinquents
Run my bath water, cook my meals
And SHUT THE FUCK UP, when I book the deals
And iron my draws, give me cuffs and creases
It’s your nephew come to fuck your nieces |
| From: |
Girl on July 13, 2004 @ 10:44 am |
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That really sucked, it´s to clumsy to be snappy |
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S.A.M. on July 15, 2004 @ 3:24 am |
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Freakin funny, but just a little gross... |
| From: |
J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 4:59 am |
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Haha, dat was sum nasty n funny shit! |
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