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Mental Institution
Posted by: Cube on July 1, 2004 @ 2:15 am
In a mental institution, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting as if he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Charlie! What are you doing?"
Charlie replied, "Can’t talk right now....I’m driving to Chicago!"
The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Charlie’s room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Charlie, how are you doing?"
Charlie says, "I’m exhausted, I just got into Chicago and I need some rest."
"That’s great," replied the nurse, "I’m glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Charlie’s room, and goes across the hall into Fred’s room, and finds Fred sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Fred what the hell are you doing!?"
Fred smiles and replies, "I’m fucking Charlie’s wife. He’s in Chicago!"
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peter dragon on July 1, 2004 @ 10:07 pm |
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Great one - even crazies have an angle ! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 8, 2004 @ 3:14 am |
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Fuck you cube that joke was a bunch of bullshit |
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mez on July 8, 2004 @ 2:35 pm |
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thats just fucking funny |
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Cube on July 12, 2004 @ 1:36 am |
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Smokin out, throwin up, tryin to keep this henny in my cup
Leanin back, slappin fat ,feelin rack ,girl you know you cant knock this stack
Couple feet high, like BIG Ready to Die, bustin clips makin grown niggas cry
Nigga my names big Jon these are the flows I kill these hoes on,
beef wit me nigga you dead wrong, take a hit off my bong an youll be seeing two faces like she got a thong on,
Im a big ass nigga bitches call me King Kong
It aint no question Im the best
Flows hotter than Pamelas breasts
You motherfuckas know my scenario,
makin mills off a sorry hoe, dissin a sorry hoe
jokes funnier than Danny Devito, talkin shit nigga bitch what you know
bout us Atlanta boys, drivin candied toys, smoking weed and maing noise fool. |
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Harriet on July 13, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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Shittest joke i have ever herad |
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Lilyin on july 13 04 on July 13, 2004 @ 3:45 pm |
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It’s true crazies have a better angle than most
sane peaple. best fuckin joke ever.
I lov that joke |
| From: |
Hookah on July 28, 2004 @ 12:05 am |
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My vagina is so losse, I just had three guys fuck it at once. |
| From: |
loco on July 28, 2004 @ 1:09 am |
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Say what? |
| From: |
J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 4:56 am |
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Haha. Nice joke n nice flows. "...Atlanta boys"? U from ATL? |
| From: |
Cube on July 29, 2004 @ 11:52 am |
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yeah nigga |
| From: |
Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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WE dont want to know about sluts fucking 3 guys at once . For christ sake |
| From: |
loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:45 pm |
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Why? You afraid of the competition? She almost broke your record huh, Talia? |
| From: |
Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 3:04 am |
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Nah no a chance of that happening.
Sorry there is no such thing as a record for sluts. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 4, 2004 @ 3:13 pm |
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Sluts belong outside with the dogs!!! |
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Lionesse on December 8, 2004 @ 3:46 am |
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Hahahaaaa.... I cant believe that someone has such good sense of humour to make this good joke. BRAVO !! |
| From: |
Mading on October 11, 2005 @ 3:25 pm |
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Fuck man, that shit is crazy
Thats how the cool guys rollllll
Biatchhhhhhhhh
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| From: |
how on January 7, 2006 @ 9:57 am |
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funny fucks
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