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Pharmacy Fence
Posted by: Cube on July 9, 2004 @ 3:53 am
A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I’ve never purchased condoms before, and I don’t know what size to buy."
"That’s okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."
So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is begining to stumble back in.
She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"
"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"
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Jay&Jay on July 15, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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Theres this guy named cube he thinks he’s cupid when he walkes along the block people thinks he’s stupid When he’s in the middle of the ring and he hears the bell ring(ding) he’s lyin in the middle wearing nothing but blood all on his body
Damn him and shaun are alike in 2 ways they both hate me and have no hobby but what wrong with that?(nothing)and when they see me i’ll be wearing a slipknot hat and ill knock them both back to Afganistan so they will need to huddle up and come up with a good plan and stop this fuckin mouth that i have thats like the energizer bunny people hate it but i think its funny and im a pot-head with alot of money and and im gone shaun and cube too need to come up with somthin new those fuckin jews....Jay&Jay |
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Shaun on July 15, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
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Jay&Jay you have to one of the dumbest people on earth to think you have beef with someone over the internet. Does that make you feel tough to actually stand up to somebody? Im too mature for this shit and its gettin boring as hell. Your insults arent even that good or original. Im done motherfucker have fun talkin shit about someone who already dissed the shit out of you and tore your guts out and someone who isnt going to respond to the fake ass threats you make, you might as well talk shit to a wall. |
| From: |
Cube on July 15, 2004 @ 10:09 pm |
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ha this is Cube, fresh outta your mommas mouth, so when she spits you know i cum! |
| From: |
KLAIR on July 17, 2004 @ 7:30 pm |
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LOL |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 26, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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Ummm let me thinnk about this rashionally ummm no!!! |
| From: |
harlem Crackhead on July 26, 2004 @ 10:32 pm |
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shezzam nigga |
| From: |
loco on July 29, 2004 @ 2:47 pm |
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Finally, some one who isn’t stupid and see’s through all Jay&Jay’s wack rhymes.
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| From: |
Cube on July 30, 2004 @ 6:31 pm |
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word |
| From: |
tess on July 31, 2004 @ 4:50 pm |
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u can beef wid sum1 other the internet if u kw them |
| From: |
tess on July 31, 2004 @ 4:50 pm |
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u can beef wid sum1 other the internet if u kw them |
| From: |
killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:03 pm |
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O......kay. |
| From: |
Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 9:18 pm |
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its not just jay&jay who is doing all the beefing you know |
| From: |
killa on August 2, 2004 @ 2:43 am |
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There you go again. |
| From: |
Talia on August 2, 2004 @ 3:55 am |
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Once again LONER i am just stating the obvious.
Go take a look in the mirror, and oh this time try not to crack it. |
| From: |
loco on August 2, 2004 @ 2:37 pm |
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haha! |
| From: |
loco on August 2, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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Talia’s a loser |
| From: |
harlem Crackhead on August 2, 2004 @ 10:02 pm |
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god damn, can it be anymore obvious that talia is jay&jay? no one in their right mind would defend him. |
| From: |
loco on August 3, 2004 @ 12:11 pm |
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Yo Crackhead, Talia’s Jay&Jay’s sister and his lover. |
| From: |
Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 2:51 am |
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Just like yo mum sister and you, you’re 3 way lovers. hmm love that dont ya |
| From: |
harlem Crackhead on August 4, 2004 @ 11:47 am |
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keep talking shit jay&jay, whatever makes you feel tough bitch. |
| From: |
loco on August 4, 2004 @ 4:18 pm |
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Well now that Jay&Jay’s got a little buddy to back him up, he is tough.
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| From: |
FernZero on August 18, 2004 @ 11:31 pm |
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Education, it’s a wonderful thing. Learn to type. Fucking Immature asses imbeciles! |
| From: |
Talia on August 26, 2004 @ 1:04 am |
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Fuck you Fernnothing |
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