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Jonnys gotta pee
Posted by: Matt on July 24, 2004 @ 3:58 am

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Little Johnny is in the classroom. All of a sudden, he raises his hand saying "TEACHER, TEACHER, I really have to PISS!!" The teacher says "that is not the type of language to be using in the classroom Johnny, the proper word to use is urinate. Once you use the word urinate in a sentence, you will be allowed to go." Little Johnny thinks for a minute, appearing stumped. Finally he says "You’re an eight, but if your tits were bigger, you would be a ten".


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From: Jay&Jay on July 28, 2004 @ 10:06 am
Comment: Heard it before and still good!!!

From: J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 3:22 am
Comment: Hahaha! That`s a hot joke. Lol!

From: Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: That was alright, haha

From: Pink on August 4, 2004 @ 10:35 am
Comment: Pretty funny.Aw what the hell..that shit was funny ass hell!

From: monica on August 4, 2004 @ 3:32 pm
Comment: haha thats really cute!..i haven’t heard that before and at first i didnt get it, so i read it again and did lol

From: Justine on August 8, 2004 @ 4:36 pm
Comment: hahaah! this site needs more little Jonny jokes!

From: loco on August 11, 2004 @ 1:45 pm
Comment: Well go to the little Johnny jokes section, they got shitload.

   
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