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Johnnys sister
Posted by: Matt on July 24, 2004 @ 4:05 am
| The teacher says to the class "who can use the work fascinate in a sentence?" Little Suzie raises her hand and says "My mom and dad went to the zoo and saw all of the animals, they were fascinated." The teacher says "Good job, but I want to hear the word fascinate." Little Mary raises her hand "My parents looked at the sky last night and said the stars were fascinating" The teacher says "Good job, but I still want to hear fascinate" FINALLY, Little Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and Johnny says "My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight" |
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crystal on July 26, 2004 @ 3:41 pm |
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Haha that joke was awesome.. props! |
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Jay&Jay on July 26, 2004 @ 10:57 pm |
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Little Johnny is my home boy,this joke kicks ass |
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J. Ho on July 29, 2004 @ 3:21 am |
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Haha! That`s sum funny ass joke! I give u propz fo that! |
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loco on July 29, 2004 @ 2:30 pm |
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Once again, stay out my biznass. |
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loco on July 30, 2004 @ 5:01 pm |
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you crack me up |
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killa on July 31, 2004 @ 6:51 pm |
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pretty funny joke |
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Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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Hey how is it possible to crack a human being i must be pretty strong hey loco. |
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Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 2:45 am |
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You are Talia!!! |
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Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 1:39 am |
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Yeah i know!!!! So are you babe |
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Pink on August 4, 2004 @ 10:31 am |
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Niiiiiiiiiiiiice! Standing ovation from the pinkster. |
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loco on August 11, 2004 @ 1:44 pm |
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hhaaahaa!!!
very funny!
Who wrote that one above me by the way? |
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loco on August 13, 2004 @ 12:00 pm |
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Well whoever it is, I think they’re funny. |
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loco on August 14, 2004 @ 4:27 pm |
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I got a strange feeling that Talia wrote some of those. |
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Jay&Jay on August 15, 2004 @ 10:23 pm |
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It is probobly Matt he is queer!!! |
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Oh Mary on September 21, 2004 @ 7:37 pm |
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Mary what kind of joke was that i like that joke very much you should write somemore of that kind of jokes K-GURL
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miss. kitty on February 18, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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hi guys, i guess no one talks on here n e more but HI |
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Melissa on May 16, 2005 @ 3:08 am |
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I think that joke was pretty cool. I would give it a rating of 7 and a half out of 10. |
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BIG PIMPIN on May 21, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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I WANT THE WORLD 2 KNOW I LOVE MARIAH MACHEFSKY |
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amanda on July 7, 2005 @ 10:41 am |
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omg you guys seriously comment on tha joke! you know you have too much time on your hands when you chat back and forth on a joke message board! grow up and find something to do!! PATHETIC!
i liked this joke.... funny shit!! |
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fatheezy on August 11, 2005 @ 12:58 pm |
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yo nice joke nice joke i gotta give u dat
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