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Oh Shit!
Posted by: Shaun on July 28, 2004 @ 0:57 am
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin’?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he’s been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He’s on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he’d like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She’s in the Ladies’ Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave’s wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." |
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loco on July 29, 2004 @ 2:24 pm |
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pretty funny |
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peter dragon on July 29, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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...kicks ass ! Good one, man. |
| From: |
shaun on July 30, 2004 @ 12:10 am |
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damn this shit is easy |
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dodox on July 30, 2004 @ 9:28 am |
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wiked joke, likin it. a few more like that and this site will kick ass!!!!! |
| From: |
jojo on July 30, 2004 @ 9:47 am |
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all hail Shaun |
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Talia on August 1, 2004 @ 10:43 pm |
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There was really no point of this joke. It was a good joke but it just wasnt at all funny.
sorry............................ |
| From: |
Babra on August 3, 2004 @ 9:38 am |
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go to hell with ur jokes !! this is for hell ....not funny ...but to angery coz not funny !! |
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Jay&Jay on August 5, 2004 @ 11:38 pm |
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Heard it before but funny as fuck...lmfao!!! |
| From: |
dave on October 11, 2004 @ 7:47 am |
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never guess wot???that actually happened to me!!! |
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candace on December 20, 2004 @ 12:43 pm |
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funny as hell! this joke kicks ass! |
| From: |
Mike Johnson on April 8, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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DAMN, its ok. |
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jchadss on June 26, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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ehh aiite |
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ronnie on October 27, 2005 @ 11:50 am |
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thats hella funny dude how can u not laugh at that |
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