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thawing
Posted by: just joking on July 30, 2004 @ 7:01 am
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put them between my legs, they’ll warm up."
The next day, the boyfriend is driving in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter said, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up." He did, and his nose warmed up. The next day, the boyfriend is driving again with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid." The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?" The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they thaw out. |
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Whit on July 31, 2004 @ 6:48 am |
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ha ha I love it |
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bri on August 1, 2004 @ 1:25 am |
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that was a funny one |
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blabla on August 3, 2004 @ 9:35 am |
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hahahaa......its nice ...i like this joke !! |
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Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 1:34 am |
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that was good |
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Jay&Jay on August 5, 2004 @ 11:34 pm |
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It was o.k. not too bad!!! |
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theweirdcanadian on September 19, 2004 @ 12:14 am |
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dude thats awsome! |
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jchadss on June 26, 2005 @ 4:29 pm |
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good stuff |
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fat assed chick on January 23, 2006 @ 11:03 am |
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Stupidest fucking piece of shit I ever heard,,, dumbass |
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ahood on June 25, 2006 @ 8:11 am |
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love it |
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