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robbery
Posted by: just joking on July 30, 2004 @ 7:12 am

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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I’ll jump off the ladder!"


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From: dada Pimp on July 30, 2004 @ 11:23 pm
Comment: good method of robbery

From: Razor jr on August 4, 2004 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: This type of thief is known as a BAGMAN!

From: Jay&Jay on August 14, 2004 @ 5:54 am
Comment: That would suck bad, but good joke!!!

   
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