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robbery
Posted by: just joking on July 30, 2004 @ 7:12 am
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I’ll jump off the ladder!" |
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dada Pimp on July 30, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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good method of robbery |
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Razor jr on August 4, 2004 @ 10:12 pm |
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This type of thief is known as a BAGMAN! |
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Jay&Jay on August 14, 2004 @ 5:54 am |
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That would suck bad, but good joke!!! |
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