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robbed jelly
Posted by: just joking on July 30, 2004 @ 7:21 am
Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Dublin Times (metropolitan edition, page 2A) on 2 March 1999:
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found Only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank’s audio-tape system, one said, "At least we’ll get a bit to eat,"
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened.
They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach.
The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING. |
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harlem Crackhead on July 30, 2004 @ 11:21 pm |
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thats fuckin funny as hell. Good one |
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Jay Lightning AGAIN on August 3, 2004 @ 8:59 pm |
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i bet they had there fill |
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Justine on August 8, 2004 @ 4:30 pm |
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did that really happen?? :| |
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Lake on April 11, 2006 @ 1:17 pm |
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Haha thats kinda good hahaha, but wouldnt they know what it taste like? |
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