Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
massage
Posted by: just joking on July 30, 2004 @ 7:26 am
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright...I’ll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." |
Add your own comment
| From: |
kristal on August 1, 2004 @ 12:47 pm |
| Comment: |
lol. oh shit. haha |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 3, 2004 @ 2:33 am |
| Comment: |
oh shit that was based on kristal!!! |
| From: |
Talia on August 4, 2004 @ 1:28 am |
| Comment: |
True |
| From: |
Razor jr on August 4, 2004 @ 9:58 pm |
| Comment: |
Good joke. I got to HAND it to you . |
| From: |
loco on August 6, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
| Comment: |
false |
| From: |
alvin tan on October 29, 2004 @ 9:31 am |
| Comment: |
cool joke.. yahmama....suck my dick..... |
| From: |
alvin tan on October 29, 2004 @ 9:32 am |
| Comment: |
cool joke.. yahmama....suck my dick..... |
| From: |
Therapeutic Massage on December 13, 2004 @ 2:15 pm |
| Comment: |
http://www.massagelondon.org London Massage Therapist http://www.massagelondon.biz massage therapy West London UK http://www.massagelondon.me.uk London chair Massage UK http://www.health-resources.co.uk Medical Alternative Medicine resources in London England UK http://www.mobilephonesites.co.uk Nokia Free Mobile Phones Sites London England UK http://www.massagelondon.org.uk London Alternative Medicine UK http://www.massagelondon.info http://www.centrallondonmassage.co.uk W1 Massage Therapy Central London West End UK http://www.centrallondonmassage.me.uk W2 Paddington Therapeutic Massages Alternative Therapies London http://www.centrallondonmassage.org.uk W3 Acton Complementary Health Clinic London http://www.eastlondonmassage.co.uk E1 Eastern Medicine London City of http://www.londonclinic.me.uk W4 Chiswick Health Clinic ME London http://www.londonmassagecentre.co.uk W5 |
| From: |
Bill on February 18, 2005 @ 1:56 pm |
| Comment: |
That was funny, only if it happened in real life
|
| From: |
Da_DuDe!! on September 19, 2005 @ 11:59 am |
| Comment: |
funny but supid....lolz |
| From: |
playboy on September 25, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
| Comment: |
haha |
|
|
