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never use your fingers
Posted by: junior on July 31, 2004 @ 10:58 pm
| a guy is coming home from vegas after eating at a buffet. as hes driving home, he realizes how bad of a shit he needs to take. he doesnt see a bathroom for miles. he then comes up to an abandoned gas station. he then realizes he could take a shit there. he goes to the bathroom and sits down. he unleashes the biggest shit ever. all slimy and brown and thick. as he takes his last fart, he realizes there is no toiletpaper. he sees a sign where the toilet paper is supposed to be. it reads "go to where the miror is, wipe your ass with your two fingers, and stick your fingers in the hole and the shit will be licked off your fingers. the man compisats on this thought and thinks it would be to gross. so he then sits on the toilet dibating it. he then decides to do it. he goes to the miror, wipes his ass, and sticks his fingers in the hole. on the other side of the wall there is a guy with two bricks. the guy with the two bricks slams the other guys fingers. as he did so, the other guy in pain sticks his fingers in his mouth thinking kissing and sucking his fingers would help ease the pain. he thought wrong. |
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DONNA on August 7, 2004 @ 5:08 pm |
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dude.. that was sick..and funnie |
| From: |
Marshal on September 21, 2004 @ 9:49 am |
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i bet donna does that shit
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| From: |
Hoose on March 21, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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Pretty good lad pretty good |
| From: |
jd on March 23, 2005 @ 7:16 pm |
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hahahah that was aweosme shit... |
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gary on May 22, 2005 @ 12:19 am |
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yes, yes. very entertaining. |
| From: |
GAY on November 20, 2005 @ 10:11 am |
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Fuck you fuck tard... that was the stuupidsets fucking shti ever ... go die... |
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amanda on January 15, 2006 @ 9:10 am |
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that was fucking hillarious... keep up the good work..... dont say mean shit gay guy |
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