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confession
Posted by: Jt on August 20, 2004 @ 4:37 pm

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This girl goes to confession. The priest ask what she did. She says that she called a boy in her class a motherfucker. The priest asked why she called him a motherfucker. The girl said that the boy kissed her. The priest leaned down and kissed her. Is that why you called him a motherfucker? The girl said no, then he grabbed my boobs. So the priest reached down and grabbed the girls boobs. Is this why you called him a motherfucker? The girl said now then he took my top off. So the priest took the girls top off. Is this why you called him a motherfucker? The girl said no, then he took my panties off. So the priest proceeded to take the girls panties off. Is this why you called him a motherfucker? The girl said no, then he stuck his you know what in my you know where. So the priest stuck his you know what in her you know where. Now is this why you called him a motherfucker? The girl said no.. The priest is very angry by now. Now why did you call this fellow a motherfucker? The girl sat there a second, then said, because he gave me herpes..The priest then said, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!


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From: Dr. Phil on August 23, 2004 @ 5:45 pm
Comment: Good job son.
Dr. Phil approves.

From: jim bob on August 24, 2004 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: not to bad jt

From: Osama Bin Laden on September 4, 2004 @ 4:30 pm
Comment: Death to America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: Talia on September 7, 2004 @ 2:07 am
Comment: Death to Osama Binladen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

From: George W. on September 8, 2004 @ 10:05 am
Comment: Death to the Towelheads!!!

From: John Kerry on September 9, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: Death to George W.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Rick James on September 10, 2004 @ 11:14 pm
Comment: Death to Rick James

From: MANSLAVE on September 11, 2004 @ 3:08 pm
Comment: DEATH TO BY BROTHERS LITTLE DICK CAUSE HE GAVE ME HERPES TOO!!!

From: Talia on September 20, 2004 @ 3:26 am
Comment: death to man slave and his broz dick

From: George W on October 25, 2004 @ 10:50 am
Comment: death to Kerry!!

From: richard on October 25, 2004 @ 4:55 pm
Comment: death to my dick

From: jt on October 28, 2004 @ 4:19 pm
Comment: death to all you dumbfucks

From: WTF on August 29, 2005 @ 11:28 am
Comment: SHUT THE FUK UP WITH THE DEATH BULLSHIT

From: rick james on April 3, 2006 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: what did the five fingers say to the face??



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