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I don’t know Tony
Posted by: PhD on September 12, 2004 @ 0:36 am
A few days before Tony was to marry Maria; his friend Luigi declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Known her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $10,000 if you let me toucha Maria’s tities."
Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$10,000 will buya Maria nicea honeymoon." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya toucha Maria’s tities."
So as Luigi is coping his feel he declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Knowna her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $20,000 if you let me toucha Maria’s pussy."
Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$20,000 + $10,000 = $30,000 that’ll buya Maria nicea car." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya toucha Maria’s pussy."
So as Luigi is coping his feel he declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa time. Knowna her since I was little boy. I beena in lovea witha Maria all of my life, I don’t think i’ll ever geta nother chance. I tell ya whata i’ll give ya $30,000 if you let me makea lovea to Maria."
Tony: "Hey wait a minute Luigi thatsa my future wife youra talking about!"
But then Tony reasons with himself "$30,000 +$20,000 + $10,000= $60,000 that’ll buya Maria nicea home." "Okay Luigi i’lla let ya makea lovea to Maria."
So as Luigi is making love to Maria he declares:
Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know!"
Tony: "What do youa meana "I don’t know Tony"!! I let ya toucha Maria’s breatsa, I let ya toucha Maria’s pussy, I let ya makea lovea to Maria!! WHAT DO YA MEAN "I DON’T KNOW TONY"!!!!!!!!
Luigi (making love to Maria): "I don’t knowa how i’ma gonna pay ya!"
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da punisher on September 14, 2004 @ 8:05 am |
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that was so funny nice joke |
| From: |
kris on September 14, 2004 @ 8:54 am |
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haha |
| From: |
Justin Timberlake on September 14, 2004 @ 12:27 pm |
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haha |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on September 14, 2004 @ 9:24 pm |
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Justin Timberlake’s a fuckin’ fruit cake! |
| From: |
Backstreet Boys on September 14, 2004 @ 9:27 pm |
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Agreed. |
| From: |
98 Degrees on September 15, 2004 @ 5:54 pm |
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Agreed |
| From: |
Slipknot on September 16, 2004 @ 2:05 am |
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Same with 98 Degrees |
| From: |
O Town on September 16, 2004 @ 6:55 pm |
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We agree also |
| From: |
KoRn on September 17, 2004 @ 12:11 am |
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Fuck O Town too
Says Fieldy |
| From: |
sum 41 on September 19, 2004 @ 7:18 pm |
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agreed |
| From: |
Staind (Aaron) on September 20, 2004 @ 4:38 pm |
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All the punk sucks |
| From: |
LFO on September 20, 2004 @ 5:42 pm |
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Agreed |
| From: |
Slipknot (133) on September 20, 2004 @ 10:13 pm |
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Same with LFO |
| From: |
NewKids on the block on September 21, 2004 @ 6:44 pm |
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agreed |
| From: |
Someone on September 25, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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98 Degrees is ausome. NICK LACHEY is the hottest guy ever. good joke by the way |
| From: |
Ashlee Simpson on September 27, 2004 @ 7:51 pm |
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Agreed |
| From: |
AfroMan on September 27, 2004 @ 10:10 pm |
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Ashlee Simpson sux too |
| From: |
pantera on September 28, 2004 @ 3:38 pm |
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we took a shit and all of this fucking pop-rock rap-rock linkin park type shit came out.
by washburn
p.s slipknot kicks ass
Slayer too |
| From: |
Jessica Simpson on September 28, 2004 @ 6:17 pm |
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Agreed |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on September 28, 2004 @ 8:50 pm |
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Well i was SlipKnoT,KoRn,and Staind |
| From: |
Boy George on September 29, 2004 @ 6:01 pm |
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Agreed |
| From: |
EvilSky on September 30, 2004 @ 7:28 pm |
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Not very good joke.
By the way In Flames>all. |
| From: |
Led Zepplin on October 2, 2004 @ 5:04 pm |
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Zepplin owns everything. |
| From: |
MC Mix a lot on October 3, 2004 @ 12:34 pm |
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Even Jay&Jay’s sweet little heart. |
| From: |
The Turk on October 4, 2004 @ 5:28 am |
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Good one fella !!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 2:10 am |
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Led Zepplin’s old school they don’t own shit....You must be like 30^ am i right? |
| From: |
Talia on October 13, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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not necessarily, id say maybe hes Australian ---------- everyone in Aust seems to like |
| From: |
Insane Clown Posse on November 1, 2004 @ 4:21 pm |
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ICP 4 life mother fuckers |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 5:13 am |
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Naw i’d pick SlipKnoT,KoRn and Staind over all |
| From: |
Brenna on November 16, 2004 @ 4:23 pm |
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hey pplz i dont know if it was funny but i beat it was because it had all the stars..but if anyone want to e-mail me my name is brenna_mcconnaughy@yahoo.com
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