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The Pope wakes up.....
Posted by: Shaun on September 15, 2004 @ 3:41 pm

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The Pope wakes up one morning with a huge erection. Thinking that it wasn’t very Catholic, he tries to get rid of it. Unfortunately, walking around the room, thinking about Arsenal and even getting some fresh air on the balcony all fail to soften him up. With only one option left, he sat down on the balcony and relieved himself.
Later, the Pope was walking around Rome, when a man with a camera approached him. " Hello, Mr. Pope," the man says. " Six o’clock this morning, on the balcony, I think you know what I’m talking about." " I’m sorry, I don’t know what you mean," the Pope replied. " Oh, I think you do," the man retorted, "and 50 thousand will buy you the camera." Worried and confused, the Pope paid up and took the camera.
Back in the Vatican, one of the Pope’s aides was asking about the camera. "A chap in town sold it to me for 50 thousand," the Pope explained. " 50 thousand?" said the aide. " Wow, he must’ve seen you coming."


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From: Jay&Jay on September 26, 2004 @ 2:50 am
Comment: Shaun when will you ever realize you’re NOT funny to anyone,and thats NOT just me talkin NO ONE thinks you’re funny so just drop it!

From: Shaun on September 26, 2004 @ 9:34 pm
Comment: haha........... cant stand me can you little bitch?

From: washburn on September 28, 2004 @ 3:24 pm
Comment: i thought it was funny as hell shaun

From: Gees<_< on October 2, 2004 @ 4:53 pm
Comment: Wasn’t that funny. I agree with Jay on this one, haven’t read your others though. Maybe I just don’t get it though....

From: sexy_chelsea on October 6, 2004 @ 1:45 am
Comment: haha very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT

From: ecky on March 4, 2005 @ 7:32 am
Comment: Not the best try again

   
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