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bargain hookers
Posted by: Iris on September 24, 2004 @ 5:51 pm

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Dirty old man with only $5 in his pocket walks up to the neighborhood hooker and asks for a "good neighbor special". The hooker agrees, takes him into the alley and let’s him bend her over and give it to her. A few moments later the old man starts scratching at his nuts like crazy and realizes he has CRABS! He turns to the hooker and starts yelling .....You dirty BITCH you gave me CRABS!! She smiles as she counts her money and says.........Well for $5 bucks what’d you expect LOBSTER?


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From: peter dragon on September 29, 2004 @ 10:58 am
Comment: Well done. It was just twisted enough to give me a chuckle.

From: Jay&Jay on October 1, 2004 @ 6:43 am
Comment: Big D. wtf was that?

From: Met666 on October 2, 2004 @ 6:53 am
Comment: That joke was pretty awesome. lol

From: Jessica on October 2, 2004 @ 12:55 pm
Comment: Jay Jay u sound hot lol

From: Gees<_< on October 2, 2004 @ 4:44 pm
Comment: That was pretty good. But a hooker with crabs won’t do to well...

From: Jay&Jay on October 2, 2004 @ 4:56 pm
Comment: Jessica is that i good thing?

Couse i still masterbate in my room untill it breaks off.

From: Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 7:18 pm
Comment: Jay&Jay it’s insult you should of known since thats all I do to your man.

From: peter on October 10, 2004 @ 12:39 am
Comment: jesus is gau

From: jacko on October 10, 2004 @ 10:12 pm
Comment: u’s are all fuckwits hahahah

From: jake on November 13, 2004 @ 12:06 am
Comment: any one wana fuck me

   
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