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gunshot wound
Posted by: rockincuz75 on September 24, 2004 @ 8:16 pm

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A 95 yr old woman loses her husband and decides she is going to commit
suicide. She thinks the best way to do this is to shoot herself in the heart.
So she goes to the doctor and asks him where the best way to find her heart was. He tells her it is just beneath the left breasst. Later that day she came into the hospital with a gunshot wound to the knee.


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From: jason pippin on October 4, 2004 @ 8:19 am
Comment: superb it was so funny i told all my mates about it, it should be 5* more than a 3*

From: kevin b on October 16, 2004 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: JASON, U HAVE SHIT FOR BRAINS ! THIS WAS STUPID !

From: rockincuz75 on October 26, 2004 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: kevin b u don’t know shit, lets here urs. and thanx jason pippin.

From: JASON STAR on November 25, 2004 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: JASON YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY NAME. THIS MOTHERFUCKING JOKE IS STUPID, YOU DUMB BITCH.

From: lilinnocentbunny on May 29, 2006 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: i agree with jason, this joke is so stupid, its funny

   
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