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the barrel
Posted by: phaseqcd on October 1, 2004 @ 5:22 am
this guy got shipwrecked on an island, and the island only had men on it. so he goes up to the leader of the island, after 2 weeks and no sex, and says "hey, what do you do for fun around here?".
the leader of the island says "you see that barrel, stick your dick in it, and pump". so this shipwrecked guy walks up to the barrel, pulls out his meat, and starts pumping. after blowing his lot he comes back and says to the leader "when can i do that?", to which the leader replies "monday through friday, and saturday !".
the new guy says to the leader "what about sunday ?".
the leader replies "thats your day in the barrel !". |
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dot the gangster on October 2, 2004 @ 6:28 am |
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an irish a scottish and a english man go in the army the irish blows up McDONALDS and then the sargeant says how many letters in the alphabet he says 26
then the scottish man blows up burger king same again the sargent says how many letters in the alphabet he replies 26
then the english man blows up B&Q and same as the other two the sargent says how many lettters in tthe alphabet he then replies 24 i blew up B&Q
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jason on October 4, 2004 @ 8:16 am |
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this joke is more of a joke that should be put around for all over 16’s to see |
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Jay&Jay on October 4, 2004 @ 1:40 pm |
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That was a fuckin’ kick ass joke! |
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Gina on October 12, 2004 @ 3:58 pm |
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That joke was very funny!!!!!!! |
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retarded on October 31, 2004 @ 12:51 pm |
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dot the gangster- that was a really lame comment |
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Paddy O'toole on November 3, 2004 @ 7:19 am |
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Dot its clear to see that you are American. this is proven by your obvious lack of knowlage of British culture. Its not the Englishman who proceeds in doing the dumb thing but the Irishman, As its popular belief in british culture that The Irish Race are some what slower than the Scots, Welsh and English. This is shown in the following example:
Paddy (not me) and mick were walking down a street when paddy fell down a open manhole breaking his leg. He called up to his mate mick "Mick, MICK !Call me an ambulance" where as his mate mick replyed Paddy Your An Ambulance!!.
You see irsh jokes fall into the same category as blond jokes Hope this was of help to you.
YOURS FAITHFULLY
Paddy O’toole |
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weespudbaby on December 17, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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irish jokes arn’t like blond jokes unlike some blond joke the irish 1’s r funny!! |
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Jim on January 30, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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phaseqcd’s joke is great, hilarious. Dot’s joke is absolutely retarded. Paddy’s joke is uninventive (I’m a half-irish American so maybe I’m biased) |
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jok@$ on February 6, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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dis jk iz funii !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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