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No Arms and No Legs
Posted by: Terry C on October 1, 2004 @ 4:10 pm
There was once a women who had a very disloyal husband. He always beat her, was never good in bed, and then he ran away from her.
So, she put an ad in the paper saying, "If you are a loyal man, that does not beat his wife, does not run away from his wife, and is good in bed, please contact me." And she put her address.
A couple of months pass, and she almost gave up hope. The next day, she hears the door bell ring. She answers the door, and she sees a man with no legs and no arms.
He says, "I have no arms, so I can’t beat you, I have no legs, so I can’t run away from you." Then she says, "But are you good in bed."
So he says with a big smile on his face, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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kelly on October 7, 2004 @ 6:19 pm |
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not bad
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Gina on October 12, 2004 @ 3:47 pm |
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That is cute!!!! |
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drkangel18 on October 15, 2004 @ 2:30 am |
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not bad at all...pretty funny |
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rockincuz75 on November 1, 2004 @ 12:34 am |
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u suck mine is better! |
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smn on April 6, 2005 @ 8:30 pm |
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i’ve heard better |
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sherlok on October 11, 2005 @ 3:24 pm |
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haha thats funny |
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elo on March 25, 2006 @ 4:29 pm |
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took me a while to figure out...im simpple...its halirious |
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Tawnie on August 20, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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Cute joke!! :) |
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