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Not my mum
Posted by: The Turk on October 5, 2004 @ 2:44 am
One day Bills dad catches him jurking.
Dad "Bill you are 19 years old and you still jurking. Take this 50 dollars and go get a good screw and stop jurking"
When Bill is about to leave home for some pussy his grandma sees him and says "where are you going lad"
Bill "Dad gave me 50 bucks and told me to get some pussy"
Grandma takes the 50 dollars and leads Bill to her bed room where she lays him"
At night when Bills dad comes home he asks Bill if he did it.
Bill tells his dad the story and sure enough the father fumes at him screaming "you fucked my mother, how could you, are you an idiot"
Bill "You fuck my mother and I say nothing so whats the problam man"
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| From: |
Sierra on October 6, 2004 @ 7:34 pm |
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Pretty funny |
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Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
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Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
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Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
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Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
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Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
| Comment: |
Jay&Jay is sexy, and he’s fine. I wish he would fuck me all the time! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 6, 2004 @ 10:21 pm |
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So who’s my #1 groupie? |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 6, 2004 @ 11:05 pm |
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Ha Ha you’ll never know! It’s not Tanya even though you think it is. |
| From: |
fark off on October 6, 2004 @ 11:17 pm |
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... what...the...farg? |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 6, 2004 @ 11:23 pm |
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huh? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 12:07 am |
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I never thought it was Tanya i’m smarter than that couse she knows she’s too good for me but you know as well as i do you’ll tell me sooner or later. |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 7, 2004 @ 12:23 am |
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I have actually been at this site for a really long time. You’ll never know who I am! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 1:34 am |
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Have you ever talked to me? (and i don’t mean just a few words) |
| From: |
Jay's #1 Groupie on October 7, 2004 @ 1:42 am |
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nope. I have posted a few jokes here and there. Most people thought I was a guy. |
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Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 1:51 am |
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Well loco everyone thought was a guy....But that can’t be you soooo ummm i know is you’re name Kim Hope? |
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Jay's #! Groupie on October 7, 2004 @ 1:53 am |
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nope. |
| From: |
jasmine on October 7, 2004 @ 6:12 pm |
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stupid
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| From: |
tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 6:17 pm |
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im too good 4 who? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 7, 2004 @ 10:11 pm |
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Me |
| From: |
jordan on October 7, 2004 @ 10:20 pm |
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that joke was kinda, a little, not really, maybe, sorta, SUCKED |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 7, 2004 @ 11:02 pm |
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thats not true!!!! shame on u for thinking that!!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 8, 2004 @ 7:05 am |
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Okay ya’ll i really fell like sharing my life....
If you want to hear my life and the reason i’m this way(well i’m not really the way i act here)
But anyways i want y’all to check my life here...
http://www.poetry.com/
My last name is "LiBrande" Jason LiBrande
You will be amazed |
| From: |
Playya2121 on October 8, 2004 @ 6:59 pm |
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Aight |
| From: |
Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 4:24 pm |
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As I have previously mentioned and outlined in great detail and length, ’jayjay’ is extremely lacking in intelligence and of course, has absolutely no intellect. He is dangerous and belongs in prison. I am late for an appointment, I do apologize but I must take a leave of absence now. I do apologize.
Yours in Best Wishes and Regards,
highly esteemed and endowed,
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D, Harvard |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 4:49 pm |
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Dear sir, the above mentioned word f---- is highly explicit. Do at least use manners when speaking to a senior citizen. I suppose it is too much to ask you to engage in a slightly intelligent conversation.
Regards
Dr. Dennis |
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tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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ur a senior citizen?? damn rnt u alittle old for this site??? |
| From: |
Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 7:33 pm |
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I am a strong as ever. I am very energetic and eat healthy. I have a prostate checkup each month and I am not embarrassed the least. Tanya is a weird little girl.
Dr. Dennis, Ph.D, Harvard |
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Dr. Dennis, Harvard on October 9, 2004 @ 8:41 pm |
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Here is an excellent joke that I thought up for you poor uneducated slobs.
Question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
Because KFC was on his side.
Many people laugh at that excellent joke and find it funny. I’ve never met one person who doesn’t like it. It is my joke.
Dr. Bartrow D. Dennis, Ph.D., Harvard
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:15 pm |
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IM BORED SO IM GONNA FART LIKE YOU |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 9, 2004 @ 9:17 pm |
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lol hahaha |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:19 pm |
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THIS IS CRAP. I’M FARTING A LOT. AND THEN I SMELL IT AND I EAT BOOGERS. I DON’T SHOWER EITHER. YOUR A FARTY RAT |
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:22 pm |
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YOU CAN FART WITH ME. I FART. I PUT BOOGERS ON MY FOOD AND GIVE IT TO OTHER PEOPLE AND THEY EAT IT. I WORK AT MCDONALDS AND SPIT IN EVERYBODY’S SODA AND PUT BOOGERS IN THEIR FOOD. JEWISH PEOPLE SMELL LIKE MY FARTS. |
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DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:23 pm |
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IM DOCTOR DENNIS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I PRETENDED TO AN OLD WEIRDO OLD PEOPLE SHOULD FLUSH THEMSELVES DOWN THE TOILET. I EAT BOOGERS ALOT. IM IN COLLEGE AND BORED SO IM GONNA FART LIKE YOU. |
| From: |
Destinee on October 9, 2004 @ 9:37 pm |
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Anyone here at 9:37 at night?????????? |
| From: |
Sexy chick on October 9, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
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Hello is anyone here?
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| From: |
sexy chick on October 9, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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hello people need to talk to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
sexy chick on October 9, 2004 @ 9:40 pm |
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4 get it
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| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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DENNIS IS DENNIS FARTS WITH SEXY CHICK AND DESTINEE |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:45 pm |
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SEXY CHICK AN DESTINEE SMELL LIKE ONE OF MY FARTS AFTER I ATE A PLATE OF BOOGERS |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:46 pm |
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I ATE A BOOGER THAT WAS VERY WATERY AND I FARTED AND NAMED IT SEXY CHICK AND DESTINEE |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:47 pm |
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I LIKE TO FART. JEWS SMELL LIKE MY ARMPIT WHEN IT’S SWEATY |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:55 pm |
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COME FART WITH ME AND GROW INTELLECTUALLY |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 9, 2004 @ 9:56 pm |
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I WILL GIVE A BLOWJOB TO ANYONE WHO WILL TALK TO ME ABOUT MY FARTS AND BOOGES |
| From: |
TYRESE on October 9, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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FRANCE, CANADA, ENGLAND, AND INDIA ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS SUCH AS: AIDS EPIDEMIC, WORLD WAR II, TERRORISM, NUCLEAR WARS, TOXIC WASTE, HATE CRIMES, GLOBAL WARMING, JEWS, WORLD POVERTY AND HUNGER, AND COMMUNISM. MY FARTS HAVE BETTER HELPED THE WORLD AT LARGE.
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wordto yamo on October 9, 2004 @ 10:46 pm |
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allly ya boy. up in yat shit dazzleldidy fuc~~~~~yal |
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gggggggunnnniitttttt on October 10, 2004 @ 12:16 am |
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n ganstaaaazzzzzzz
where yuz at yea n yo shit like yellowcard, n nicklebak, slipknot , korn
hives, franzferdinad, stripes, jet, radiohead, sucsss yat assss like queer
asss bitch dennis un fartin n listen’ to shitty niclkback n korn queers
yeea um gangstaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ni thes shit in herrrrrri ez banging
like sean paul, un gunit, beyonce, jenatejackson, p diddy, rap ganstasss
hip hop up yos,, where’s un ganstassssss atttt hollllaaaaaaaaaaaa
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| From: |
Ice Cube (Jay&Jay) on October 11, 2004 @ 5:59 am |
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I started this gangsa shit
And this the mutha fuckin’ thinks i git? |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 11, 2004 @ 10:56 am |
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lol |
| From: |
tanya 16 on October 11, 2004 @ 11:08 am |
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jay, i’m really sore from our sex last night |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 11, 2004 @ 1:01 pm |
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i didnt write that^^^ |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 11, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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omg!! i just noticed that ur right! |
| From: |
Talia on October 13, 2004 @ 3:25 am |
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yeah i know i am for once haha.......... but it is soooooooo true |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 13, 2004 @ 6:13 pm |
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hahaha ya i can tell |
| From: |
playgurl69 on October 14, 2004 @ 2:48 pm |
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that was fukn funny as shit |
| From: |
frogger on October 18, 2004 @ 6:08 am |
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who wastes their time writing "jay jays sexy, hes so fine i wish hed fuck me all the time" that many times? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 2:41 am |
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My #1 idal i’m guessin’ |
| From: |
maz on October 19, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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whos the lil geek who fort he was tanya, he/she is bad fick cuz they didnt evn get her name rite he put a space between the name and the number, the fukin sponge |
| From: |
tanya16 on October 19, 2004 @ 7:10 pm |
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thanks maz.....u noticed lol |
| From: |
maz on October 20, 2004 @ 9:23 am |
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lol |
| From: |
Danielle on November 1, 2004 @ 5:15 pm |
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Jason,I like your poems.You said something in one about havin a child. How old are you??
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 2, 2004 @ 7:18 am |
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I’m technically (however you spell it) 17 on the 5th |
| From: |
GORBALITE on January 24, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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you sound like a TWAT that LICKS A LOT |
| From: |
jurking what on February 23, 2006 @ 11:00 am |
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please icsplain jurking too me |
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