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dont fuck my daughter
Posted by: sally on October 14, 2004 @ 10:45 am
| Three men are driving in the middle of nowhere.There car breaks down, and only one house is to be seen.They go in and the man inside says"you may stay as long as you want, as long as you don’t fuck my daughter."the three men say ok, so they get ready for bed.In the middle of the night, the man who owns the house,put a razor blade in his daughters pussy. The next morning, the man who owns the house asks stranger #1 to pull his pants down.The stranger says"why",and the man says now! and the strangers dick fell off. He asks stranger # 2 the same thing and his dick fell off.Finally, he asks stranger # 3 the same thing but his dick stays on.So, the man says "congratulations you didnt fuck my daughter, now you may fuck her whenever you want.The stranger says "Thank You" and his tongue fell off. |
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| From: |
liz on October 17, 2004 @ 2:24 pm |
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that’s funny but at the same time really gross! What kind of sick perve would think that up? |
| From: |
DENNIS on October 17, 2004 @ 9:35 pm |
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I SINCERELY DO BELIEVE THAT THE DEAR LORD HAS A PLAN FOR ALL OF US. FOR WE ARE THE GOOD LORD’S DEAR CHILDREN.
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| From: |
crusty on October 18, 2004 @ 2:20 am |
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Dennis,
I dont think the dear lord is a sick perve. |
| From: |
spliffstah on October 18, 2004 @ 5:51 am |
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hehehehe anyone has a daughter u’d like not phucked holllaaaaaa!!!! -_^ |
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Jay&Jay on October 19, 2004 @ 2:32 am |
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wtf^ |
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MOOSE on October 19, 2004 @ 12:18 pm |
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IT’S "R" RATED DON’T READ ’EM IF YOUR NOT READY FOR IT!! |
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sexbitch on October 19, 2004 @ 1:38 pm |
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ha ha cool |
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NonSequitur on October 20, 2004 @ 6:52 pm |
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Really funny ....hmmm ...... |
| From: |
prikly on October 20, 2004 @ 7:46 pm |
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it was prickless and speachless |
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2Fast@k@_rabbit on October 21, 2004 @ 9:32 pm |
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lov’n it |
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mike on October 22, 2004 @ 3:30 pm |
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i love you all. you all make my day. kiss me someone |
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DENNIS on October 23, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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COME KISS ME ILL GIVE YOU GOOD PLEASURE THAT YOU COULD ONLY DREAM ABOUT WITH A RAKE STICK |
| From: |
Jayli on October 29, 2004 @ 8:58 am |
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I think you need help Dennis |
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pres-elect kerry on November 2, 2004 @ 9:00 pm |
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the one when they had to a basket of fruit & 1 guy picked watermelon was alot better. |
| From: |
fobby on May 10, 2005 @ 4:28 am |
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this joke sux man coz i heard it long time b4 |
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justin on May 26, 2005 @ 1:28 pm |
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thats the baddest mother fucker i’ve ever seen in my life! |
| From: |
pagel on August 1, 2005 @ 11:29 am |
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you are the nasty sons of bitches that you could a joke like that on the internet. this is a very disgusting joke i have ever heard. so bascally your all men are nothing but for sex and that guys have no control over them selves. so you are actullay putting down guys and you are probably a guy because i never hear a girl come up with joke like that. what if a little kid get on the internet and starts spreading that joke that would not be very good because school starts in a couple of weeks. |
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dimpleboy on August 24, 2005 @ 9:48 am |
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You all are fucking nuts |
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SYNERGY_ONE on November 17, 2005 @ 12:07 pm |
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I’ve never heard or read a joke that I did not like. It cannot be funny unless it offends some one or some group. If it is offensive to one of you religious extreemist, tight assed, squeak-when-you walk-Republican-assholes, then it is all wrong for the rest of us. Just like porn. It is OK for all you Mommy-prissy-bitches out there to dress your 5 year old daughters like hookers and parade them around in "beauty contest", but heaven help the husband that gets caught jacking off on a Playboy Magazine. He is a pervert from Hell that needs counciling for the rest of his natural life. A 100 years from now no one is going to pay any attention to what you think now. So just relax, smoke a joint, give some good head, and shut your mouth. |
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chicoo on March 27, 2006 @ 12:06 pm |
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really very funny |
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