Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
No thanks
Posted by: Gemma on October 21, 2004 @ 2:53 am
A wife was worried that she and her husband were loosing their spice in the bed room and a friend suggests she invest in some new lingerie.
She buys a pair of crotchless underwear and takes them home to try out.
Her husband is watching TV so she dances around the living room, sitting and spreading her legs and doing all she can do to appear erotic and desirable. She is at her wits end so she puts on a husky voice and says: "So you want some of this?"
To which he replies: "Not after what it did to your underwear." |
Add your own comment
| From: |
colton on October 21, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
| Comment: |
any girls want to cyber or phone sex right back with name or # |
| From: |
Gemma on October 22, 2004 @ 12:31 am |
| Comment: |
oy, dont pick up on my joke! You sick monkey. |
| From: |
steph on October 22, 2004 @ 5:42 am |
| Comment: |
#
|
| From: |
Megg on October 22, 2004 @ 8:21 am |
| Comment: |
angel_kisses_au_16@hotmail.com# |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 22, 2004 @ 2:56 pm |
| Comment: |
419- 372-4450.......... call me or ill be pissed!!!!! |
| From: |
Megg on October 23, 2004 @ 2:11 am |
| Comment: |
I’m in Oz, I cant call u
|
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 23, 2004 @ 2:15 am |
| Comment: |
You could try calling me 100 times with that # i didn’t even write it |
| From: |
lil player on October 24, 2004 @ 12:44 am |
| Comment: |
Pillar Rockz@aol.com plze!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
ya mumma on October 26, 2004 @ 9:38 pm |
| Comment: |
u are horney fucks!!! if u want sum call me!!! 0438407953!!!!! |
| From: |
~*Harmony*~ on October 27, 2004 @ 9:26 am |
| Comment: |
dumb shits..lol |
| From: |
laura on October 27, 2004 @ 11:01 am |
| Comment: |
no comment |
| From: |
Emma on November 4, 2004 @ 11:40 am |
| Comment: |
i was looking for a joke about ppl staring at each others bodies for uni and wat i find instead is a load of horney twats......no offence......its you life....BE HORNEY...if you like....freedom of speech and all that. |
| From: |
DANIKA on November 7, 2004 @ 10:18 am |
| Comment: |
#
|
| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 11, 2004 @ 2:56 pm |
| Comment: |
% |
| From: |
Nick d. on November 18, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
| Comment: |
That’s funny right there i don’t care who you are, that’s funny. I think i got that off of Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Am i right Gemma |
| From: |
hannah on November 14, 2005 @ 11:01 am |
| Comment: |
hahahhahahahaha
that was really funny
sorta mean tho lol |
| From: |
larry the cable guy on March 28, 2006 @ 9:49 am |
| Comment: |
YOU GOT THAT FROM ME BUT HEY GIT R DONE |
| From: |
Megan on July 18, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
| Comment: |
I am the person who really has the email angel_kisses, and I never wrote that disgusting cyber crap, I am not like that and whoever thinks they are funny, please dont use my email. |
|
|
