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Then Old Bald Man.
Posted by: Dawg on November 1, 2004 @ 8:56 am
A young man walks into the local barber shop.
The barber tells the young man to have a seat in the barber chair.
Before the old barber could start cutting the young man’s hair,he ask the barber if he knew of anything for baldness.
The old man replied "why,as a matter of fact,I do young man". The old barber looked at the young feller and smiled.
"Well hell old timer,spit it out" the man in the barber chair said.
" Young feller,you ain’t gonna’ believe me when I tell ye" the barber laughed. "But I’ll tell you anyhow. It’s pussy juice".
"Ooooh hell" cried the young man. "You old gezzer. You’re balder than i am".
The old barber busted out with laughter. "Ture,true,young man. But you gotta’ admit,I got one hell of a nice mustache". |
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| From: |
chris on November 3, 2004 @ 4:50 pm |
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Not bad...... I get it |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 8:56 pm |
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(SIGH) (BIGGER SIGH) (NOW CRYING) FOR WHY MUST YOU PERSECUTE POOR LITTLE DENNIS WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG, NO HARM, NEVER HURT ANYONE OR EVEN UTTERED A BAD WORD, OH, I ONLY TRIED TO BRING LOVE, KINDNESS, AND PEACE TO MY FELLOW MAN AND ESPECIALLY WOMAN BUT WHO ONLY REJECTED ME.
SO I START WHISPERING
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
IT THEN GROWS AND TURNS INTO A GREAT SONG OF HOLY PRAYER TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ABOVE THY,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
OHH, YESSSS, OH YES,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
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| From: |
Dennis hata on November 9, 2004 @ 11:42 pm |
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some1 needs to shoot dennis
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| From: |
Paul on November 21, 2004 @ 2:19 pm |
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Does this Dennis seriously think he’s funny?He’s about as useful to this site as a chocolate fireguard. |
| From: |
tom fukka on December 6, 2004 @ 7:06 pm |
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what the hell i’m talking to dennis what kinda come back is that my dick can come up
witha better one |
| From: |
Casey Rae on May 3, 2006 @ 10:45 am |
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I don’t think DENNIS thinks he’s funny, I think he’s serious. |
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