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SO FUNNY!!
Posted by: cracker on November 2, 2004 @ 10:06 pm
What do you call an old mattress with bed springs sticking out, and gives you a soar back?
LUMPY |
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The Best 2004 on November 3, 2004 @ 12:28 pm |
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I dont get why this joke is supposed to be funny,someone explain the punchline,please..... |
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SUFC 4EVA on November 3, 2004 @ 3:24 pm |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
NOT FUNNY |
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CREAM on November 3, 2004 @ 4:42 pm |
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OHHHHH GOD THIS WAS SHITTY. |
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ryan on November 3, 2004 @ 11:20 pm |
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u had to be high when u wrote this shit |
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bung eye on November 4, 2004 @ 4:03 am |
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pull your head out of your ass and write something funny next time |
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flapps on November 4, 2004 @ 7:43 am |
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this joke are bull shit! |
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peace maker on November 4, 2004 @ 7:44 am |
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u guy are a white ass mather fuckers |
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Mike Hunt on November 4, 2004 @ 7:23 pm |
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Nice try, but no! |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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(SIGH) (BIGGER SIGH) (NOW CRYING) FOR WHY MUST YOU PERSECUTE POOR LITTLE DENNIS WHO HAS DONE NO WRONG, NO HARM, NEVER HURT ANYONE OR EVEN UTTERED A BAD WORD, OH, I ONLY TRIED TO BRING LOVE, KINDNESS, AND PEACE TO MY FELLOW MAN AND ESPECIALLY WOMAN BUT WHO ONLY REJECTED ME.
SO I START WHISPERING
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
IT THEN GROWS AND TURNS INTO A GREAT SONG OF HOLY PRAYER TO THE GREAT ALMIGHTY ABOVE THY,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
OHH, YESSSS, OH YES,
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH KOOM BAI AH MY LORD KOOM BAI AH
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Polly on November 5, 2004 @ 4:02 pm |
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Id rather pluck all my pubies than read that joke again |
| From: |
dz on November 5, 2004 @ 7:26 pm |
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame |
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pussy licker on November 5, 2004 @ 9:36 pm |
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lol you call that a joke? get a life man |
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cracker on November 6, 2004 @ 2:08 am |
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I’m hurt :( |
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Jay&Jay on November 6, 2004 @ 4:33 am |
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Ryan dude whats up you’re ass man you’re like the maddest person here,well on this site........Man shut the hell up i didn’t say talk yet,oh and my girlfriend doesn’t fuck brittish bitches like you’re lelf. |
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me on November 7, 2004 @ 12:20 am |
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The reason this joke is suppose to be funny, (and it is somewhat) is that when ask the question you don’t expect the obvious answer. duh! |
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ryan on November 7, 2004 @ 9:49 pm |
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im not british u fuckin retard but ur right ur girlfriend fucks american bitches like u |
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 4:24 am |
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hahahahhaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 10:49 am |
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and jay, really, I wish I could be your american bitch, instead of her, she’s so lucky..:( |
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ryan on November 8, 2004 @ 6:02 pm |
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wat would it be w/o the poser ^^hhaah |
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Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 4:47 am |
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You must git bored alot huh? |
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ryan on November 9, 2004 @ 11:37 pm |
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yeah but u leave more comments than me so wtf? |
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Jay&Jay on November 11, 2004 @ 6:51 am |
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Yeah but you annoy more people |
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Jamie on November 13, 2004 @ 11:07 pm |
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wow... y are there ppl fighting? y dont u im each other and do that? i mean ryan ur al little harsh dont ya think |
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ryan on November 15, 2004 @ 9:28 pm |
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how u gonna call me harsh and we cant im each other cuz i dont have a fuckin computer |
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reger on December 5, 2004 @ 7:21 pm |
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that is the most stupid thing i ever heard
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tom fukka on December 6, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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that was the worst fuking joke ive ever read
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khatoline on May 27, 2005 @ 10:28 pm |
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ok somebodys on A LOT of drugs... |
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